How Oaten got his oats - allegedly

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Dandyman

In London village.
From Popbitch...


>> Up shit creek <<
Oaten story leaves bad taste in mouth

Mark Oaten has made his first appearance since
the rent-boy story broke, and is vowing to
save his marriage. Mrs Oaten is likely to
poo-poo that idea however, when she find out
the "utterly degrading act" alluded to in the
papers was coprophilia. It seems that Mark,
unlike most politicians, likes to eat shit!

And the lucky rent-boy who got to perform this
task? Meet Kris. He describes himself as
"straight forward, open-minded and easygoing. I
am fascinated by the natural world and people
who have something interesting to say. I enjoy
anything safe and am totally versatile."

Kris' partner Tomash was the other member of the
threesome. He is known as "London's top twink".
Tomash says "I go to classical ballet classes.
Despite this I am not camp."

Kris (in his football strip):
http://www.male4malescorts.com/reviews/kris_london.html

Tomash:
http://www.male4malescorts.com/reviews/tomash_london.html

(FYI: Is it really a good idea for Oaten's website
to feature so prominently his thoughts on
"Prostitution strategy a missed opportunity"?
http://www.markoaten.com)
 




Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,145
Haywards Heath
Dandyman said:
From Popbitch...


>> Up shit creek <<
Oaten story leaves bad taste in mouth

It seems that Mark,
unlike most politicians, likes to eat shit!


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mmmmmmmmmmm Nice!

I wonder if takes it still warm? or does he wait for it to cool down?

Maybe he adds a little sauce?

:sick: :sick:
 
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Dandyman

In London village.
Re: Re: How Oaten got his oats - allegedly

Buzza said:
mmmmmmmmmmm Nice!

I wonder if takes it still warm? or does he wait for it to cool down?

Maybe he adds a little sauce?

:sick: :sick:


:sick: :sick: :sick:
 


Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,145
Haywards Heath
I dare say he spreads Lemon T urd on his bread!


Maybe "Fish and Shits" on Fridays!

All washed down with a Chateau Urine 95!

:)

Hang on a second.........




:sick: :sick: :sick:
 








Dandyman

In London village.
readingstockport said:
Private eye is reporting the same passtime of his.

Could be shop a LibDem time...
 


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