How much is Butters worth?

[Cocksucker Blue]

Well, how much?

 

[Race]

Today he's worth the roast dinner I'm cooking him cos he's put my Crimbo lights up!!

 

[El Presidente]

Are we talking static lights or FANCY ones?

 

[Race]

FANCY of course!

 

[El Presidente]

There will be NO lights going up in my house as the bloody builders have not finished.


To make matters worse, the dog managed to get hold of three computer ink cartridges and chew them over the NEW FLOOR last night.

BAH!

 

[Icy Gull]

These are INSIDE decorations I hope, not Blackpool illuminations on a Southampton home

 

[Race]

oh I have them OUTSIDE! chavtastic!

 

[algie]

If Millwall did knock us out of the paint trophy i would of held Butters personally responsible.I would of drove up to Southampton and knocked on his front door and demanded a full refund on my rail ticket,entrance fee,beers and 1 days pay.If the big man got shitty my dad will be waiting in my car. just around the corner.If i still got no joy i would of gone back to his house late at night and nicked his garden Ornaments and washing.Mr Butters should thank everyone of his team mates that saved his backside at Millwall. Now lets move on

 

[El Presidente]

It's "would have" not "would of".

Don't they teach you anything in that mosque?

 

[itszamora]

If Millwall did knock us out of the paint trophy i would of held Butters personally responsible.I would of drove up to Southampton and knocked on his front door and demanded a full refund on my rail ticket,entrance fee,beers and 1 days pay.If the big man got shitty my dad will be waiting in my car. just around the corner.If i still got no joy i would of gone back to his house late at night and nicked his garden Ornaments and washing.Mr Butters should thank everyone of his team mates that saved his backside at Millwall. Now lets move on

'would HAVE DRIVEN'

'LET'S move on'

 

[algie]

It's "would have" not "would of".

Don't they teach you anything in that mosque?

No because i refused to remove my nike trainners

 

[Icy Gull]

oh I have them OUTSIDE! chavtastic!

Illuminated Ladders, Santa Claus and reindeer on the roof? I really hope he is not climbing all over the roof as we need him in the side not in traction

 

[Race]

Illuminated Ladders, Santa Claus and reindeer on the roof? I really hope he is not climbing all over the roof as we need him in the side not in traction

Nooooo no that CHAV! a few dangly icicles and twinkly lights, we do posh chav here!

 

[*Gullsworth*]

What roast will Tank be tucking into Race?











Can we come

 

[Race]

Roast lamb with weight watchers roast tatties! Tank doesnt SHARE his dinner so no you cant come and I dont think there will be any leftovers either!

 

[El Presidente]

Tank doesnt SHARE his dinner so no you cant come and I dont think there will be any leftovers either!

I bet that is the first time that TANK and LEFTOVERS have ever been used in the same sentence.

What on earth are WeightWatchers potatoes?

 

[Northstander]

Roast lamb with weight watchers roast tatties! Tank doesnt SHARE his dinner so no you cant come and I dont think there will be any leftovers either!

A life in the day of the Butters household!

Top telly!

 

[Race]

If i still got no joy i would of gone back to his house late at night and nicked his garden Ornaments and washing.

eeeewwww! knicker-snatcher alert!

 

[algie]

eeeewwww! knicker-snatcher alert!

I want his Brighton top with his name on it

 

[Race]

You wont find that here, I have to wash his training kit but I draw the line at him bringing home his football kit as well, I dont get paid enough housekeeping money for that