How many sheets do you use when wiping your bum?

[jeremy beadles hand]

Myself I go for 4 sheets with 2 folds, sometimes if it comes away fairly clean I fold the first couple of sheets to the back and re-use it.

How do you do it?

 

[Citrus]

0?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i use a fair few, i'm a bit of a light wiper so i get through a fair few each time

 

[Sam]

i use a fair few, i'm a bit of a light wiper so i get through a fair few each time

is it expensive

 

[JAMC]

Do you wipe front to back or back to front??
Do you wash your hands afterwards??

This thread could go on forever........

 

[graz126]

back to front and many more than 8 sheets.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

is it expensive

no i use the cheap stuff

 

[JAMC]

Life is a shit sandwich...

The more bread you have, the less shit you eat.

 

[Ezekiel Rowe]

You should never wipe from back to front, especially if you are a lady. I use loads of bog roll, usually blocking up the toilet in the process. Isn't it horrible when you wipe too hard and your fingers break through the paper...or am I alone in this occurance?

 

[Braders]

3

 

[Zebedee]

I find that your hand is cheaper.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I use the letters page first. Then move on to the Argus editorial.

 

[brighton rock]

Myself I go for 4 sheets with 2 folds, sometimes if it comes away fairly clean I fold the first couple of sheets to the back and re-use it.

How do you do it?

who's been on the bbs then?

 

[John Dorian]

Wipe front to back.
depends on the scale of mess, the amount of sheets needed for the clean up operation.
and no Ezekiel Rowe, you are not alone. it pisses me off.

 

[London Irish]

Myself I go for 4 sheets with 2 folds, sometimes if it comes away fairly clean I fold the first couple of sheets to the back and re-use it.

How do you do it?

I tend to print out the most recent messageboard pages from NSP. Alas, it tends to be the only paper produced by mankind that has more shit on it before you start wiping your arse than when you've finished. Good question though JBH

 

[Bry Nylon]

usually one, but if the occasion demands I'm not afraid to use the duvet as well.*

* this does only refer to when staying in hotels, doesn't it ...?

 

[Zebedee]

Re: Re: How many sheets do you use when wiping your bum?

I tend to print out the most recent messageboard pages from NSP. Alas, it tends to be the only paper produced by mankind that has more shit on it before you start wiping your arse than when you've finished. Good question though JBH

Fair point London Irish..............but it doesn't say much for mankind.

 

[berkshire seagull]

What a load of bollocks of a thread

 

[Fluffster]

Actually Berkshire this threads more full of shit than bollocks. TAXI

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Do you wash your hands afterwards??

Im hoping that most will answer yes to that.

How many sheets? Shit loads.