How many N.S.C.ers does it take to change a light bulb?

[dougdeep]

1 to change the bulb
1 to post that it has been changed
8 to share similar experiences and suggest alternative methods
5 to caution as to the inherent dangers involved
16 to point out spelling and grammatical errors in the posting
23 to flame the spell checkers
9 to correct the spelling of the flamers
8 to argue whether it is a lightbulb or a light bulb
3 to condemn those as pedants
1 electrician to inform us that it is in fact a lamp
5 to post pictures of different lightbulbs
6 to post that these were incorrect pictures
1 to ask how to post pictures
3 to suggest consulting the F.A.Q.
11 to ask what an F.A.Q. is
4 to say didn't we do this last month
8 to say why not check the search facility
3 to ask what has this to do with football
1 to say "I BLAME DICK TIGHT"
1 to say "THAT REMINDS ME OF A HORSE IN THE 2.30 AT ASCOT"
And finally 1 lurker to respond to the original post just as it reaches the last page a month later, and starts the disscusion all over AGAIN!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I shall wait for a month to post my thoughts on this.

 

[Citrus]

 

[MattBackHome]

And another 10 posts containing nothing but a smiley for the sole purpose of increasing their postcounts

 

[MattBackHome]

e.g

 

[dougdeep]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I shall wait for a month to post my thoughts on this.

Look forward to reading them in the fanzine then

 

[Brighton Breezy]

A month is being a touch generous for the fanzine I think....


Only joking.

Cardiff City at home shouldnt be a problem.

 

[Easy 10]

Its funny because its TRUE.

 

[BensGrandad]

1 to change it and 100 to slag a supporter off for not being a supporter because he didnt agree with bulb wattage or whatever.

 

[sams dad]

1 to change it and 100 to slag a supporter off for not being a supporter because he didnt agree with bulb wattage or whatever.

Do I detect a touch of bitterness in that post,BG?

 

[Hiney]

Where were you when we were changing lightbulbs at Gillingham - Newbie

 

[Yorkie]

Only one to blame Dick ?

Surely at least 3

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

27 to complain that they've received a letter from the club asking them to pay for the next light bulb well before the old one's expired

5 to complain that they were not allowed to stand up to change the light bulb

14 to complain that they preferred the old light bulb and would be boycotting the new one

1 to ask when are the fixtures and fittings out

 

[Ernest]

What light bulb ? With Potless as chairman we will never be able to afford a light bulb

 

[dougdeep]

How spooky is that, my light bulb just blew. Was it something I said.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

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What a Larry

 

[Braders]

 

[Gazwag]

My kitchen light bulb blew yesterday and it blew the fuse in the fusebox and I can't get another one until tomorrow.

Luckily we have a separate fuse for upstairs to when we want the lights on downstairs I just have to swap fuses.