How dare women complain

[Juan Albion]

... about the pains of childbirth After the monster I just laid in the little round swimming pool, it can't be any worse, what with my piles and all...

 

[Lush]

Ah - but did you have 24 hours of painful contractions first?

 

[Marc]

classic quote from my mates old man earlier down the pub after his son ordered him to the bar for the next round:
"blimey the wife had 9 months of hell...I've had 23years and still counting!"

 

[Dunkstar]