Holiday habits

[Malcolm Millichip]

I would like to tell you all of an amazing occurence that befell me last week upon my return from a holiday from Spain. It was only as I collected my baggage from the conveyor belt that the thought occured to me that I had not - and trust me this had never happened to me before - had the shits whilst away. I admit that during a short break in New York once I only had a slight softening but I still included that as a wrong un in the bomb door releases, but this time nothing. I ate all the normal greasy foods and drank vodka and orange till I could stand no more but cometh the morning........... solid as ever.
Has anyone else ever been on their annual hols and experienced this.
It was quite uncanny.

On a similar vein aren`t bidets wonderful although a little strange to use at first.

 

[Hunting 784561]

Try a weekend in Dublin on the Guinness.

Your shite comes out black the next day..

 

[hopper_182]

I would like to tell you all of an amazing occurence that befell me last week upon my return from a holiday from Spain. It was only as I collected my baggage from the conveyor belt that the thought occured to me that I had not - and trust me this had never happened to me before - had the shits whilst away. I admit that during a short break in New York once I only had a slight softening but I still included that as a wrong un in the bomb door releases, but this time nothing. I ate all the normal greasy foods and drank vodka and orange till I could stand no more but cometh the morning........... solid as ever.
Has anyone else ever been on their annual hols and experienced this.
It was quite uncanny.

On a similar vein aren`t bidets wonderful although a little strange to use at first.

I think it may have something to do with the altitude you fly at, for flights to america and canada the planes are a lot higher than a flight to spain.

Problem solved?

 

[Gully]

I spent March of this year in Southern Africa and am happy to say that I didn't suffer from the squits at all, despite there being plenty of opportunity to eat something that may not have been cooked as well as you would have hoped...in fact, it was so good that I might go back again next year.

 

[Malcolm Millichip]

I spent March of this year in Southern Africa and am happy to say that I didn't suffer from the squits at all, despite there being plenty of opportunity to eat something that may not have been cooked as well as you would have hoped...in fact, it was so good that I might go back again next year.

I once shat myself when lifting one of the families suitcases onto the booking in conveyor belt at Durban airport. I had been very ill for a week before hand but had got passed that stage or so I thought. Luckily I was a late mover into the loose fitting boxer shorts club and so containment was acheived .
My wife knew immedietly why I had made a b line for the gents and just had to stand there by the booking in clerk with a horrified look on her face.
The toilet attendant was horrified when I came out of the cubicle with no bottoms on looking for damp tissues.
God I was ill that week.