Hi everyone!

[John Boy]

I'm new!!

 

[Brighton till i die]

howdy!

 

[The Large One]

Hello, new.

 

[Gullet]

Blimey, a newbie who actually posts!!!!!!!!!!!


Welcome

 

[Zebedee]

A big welcome John Boy. Any relation to the Waltons?

 

[Icy Gull]

Hello Mr Prescott

 

[Easy 10]

Ahh, another newbie. Hi John Boy.

Firstly, have you PM'd the board administrator (Bozza) to make your Direct Debit arrangements yet ? The first 24 hours is free, after which the tariff is 20p per post, and 75p to start a new thread (50p during close season). Make sure you sort it asap, cos if your Direct Debit isn't in place within 10 days of joining, Bozza will revoke your signon. I'm sure you have this all in hand.

A couple of house rules. There are some well respected posters on here who instantly command respect, and any insult towards them (direct or implied) will result in a fine and/or suspension from the board. These posters are:

Bozza (of course), Lord Bracknell, London Irish, Biscuit, Artois, Chapmans the Saviour, Yorkie, Tom Hark Preston Park, Safeway, Curious Orange, Turkey, Beach Hut, Roz, Downloaded Penguin.

There are also some posters who require instant derision and abuse. You are obliged to pepper their threads with personal insults, recipes, things about wasps, and lots of swearing. These are:

Ernest, FG aka Football Genius, Dwayne (who can take on many forms).

If you havn't abused these posters in some way or another over the course of 72 hours, then you are legally obliged to start a thread specifically to belittle them. You'll soon catch on. The rest of us are honest, upstanding homo-sapiens, and I am sure you will enjoy conversing with us all.

Welcome to the wonderful world of NSC.

 

[The Large One]

A couple of house rules. There are some well respected posters on here who instantly command respect, and any insult towards them (direct or implied) will result in a fine and/or suspension from the board. These posters are:

Bozza (of course), Lord Bracknell, London Irish, Biscuit, Artois, Chapmans the Saviour, Yorkie, Tom Hark Preston Park, Safeway, Curious Orange, Turkey, Beach Hut, Roz, Downloaded Penguin.

Oh, I see - it's open season on the rest of us, is it?

 

[John Boy]

Firstly, have you PM'd the board administrator (Bozza) to make your Direct Debit arrangements yet ? The first 24 hours is free, after which the tariff is 20p per post, and 75p to start a new thread (50p during close season). Make sure you sort it asap, cos if your Direct Debit isn't in place within 10 days of joining, Bozza will revoke your signon. I'm sure you have this all in hand.




There are also some posters who require instant derision and abuse. You are obliged the pepper their threads with personal insults, recipes, things about wasps, and lots of swearing. These are:

Ernest, FG aka Football Genius, Dwayne (who can take on many forms).

Will do!

 

[Easy 10]

Oh, I see - it's open season on the rest of us, is it?

Come along TLO, its an exclusive list and we can't ALL be part of it. But it does give us something to aspire to.

 

[Spicy2]

Hello, John Boy, welcome to NSC. Take no notice of this lot - there are few rules. One word of warning all the DAFT bints (the ladies of this site) should be treated with ultimate respect and courtesy.

 

[Easy 10]

I'm sure you will also have been told about the "Devon Duty" - an extra 15p for any post that supports us playing 4-5-1 in a home match, even when the manager thinks it's 4-3-3.

Welcome.

Crikey, forgot that one.
London Irish will be paying through the nose this month.

 

[dougdeep]

16 years old and you come on here with your"Hi everyone", I,ll have you know I was much older than you when I was your age, and I worked 8 days a week down pit 25 hours a day, but when I tell the youth of today, they won't believe me. There's gratitude for you, I mean I died in the war for you.

 

[Bwian]

I'm new!!

We know...we miss nothing on here

 

[CAFC Matt]

Ahh, another newbie. Hi John Boy.

Firstly, have you PM'd the board administrator (Bozza) to make your Direct Debit arrangements yet ? The first 24 hours is free, after which the tariff is 20p per post, and 75p to start a new thread (50p during close season). Make sure you sort it asap, cos if your Direct Debit isn't in place within 10 days of joining, Bozza will revoke your signon. I'm sure you have this all in hand.

A couple of house rules. There are some well respected posters on here who instantly command respect, and any insult towards them (direct or implied) will result in a fine and/or suspension from the board. These posters are:

Bozza (of course), Lord Bracknell, London Irish, Biscuit, Artois, Chapmans the Saviour, Yorkie, Tom Hark Preston Park, Safeway, Curious Orange, Turkey, Beach Hut, Roz, Downloaded Penguin.

There are also some posters who require instant derision and abuse. You are obliged to pepper their threads with personal insults, recipes, things about wasps, and lots of swearing. These are:

Ernest, FG aka Football Genius, Dwayne (who can take on many forms).

If you havn't abused these posters in some way or another over the course of 72 hours, then you are legally obliged to start a thread specifically to belittle them. You'll soon catch on. The rest of us are honest, upstanding homo-sapiens, and I am sure you will enjoy conversing with us all.

Welcome to the wonderful world of NSC.

Welcome to site Johnny Boy

 

[Biscuit]

any insult towards them (direct or implied) will result in a fine and/or suspension from the board. These posters are:

Bozza (of course), Lord Bracknell, London Irish, Biscuit, Artois, Chapmans the Saviour, Yorkie, Tom Hark Preston Park, Safeway, Curious Orange, Turkey, Beach Hut, Roz, Downloaded Penguin.

Cheers Easy...well respected...im all chocked up!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Hi John Boy!
Welcome to NSC. You'll like it here. Just so long as you don't use irony. I'm sure you'll have many more questions. Allow me to answer the first three:

1. The fixtures are ALREADY out
2. Ringtones ARE available for GOSBTS
3. 4-5-1 at home was NOT a good idea

Yours In Withdean

THPP (best thing EVER)

 

[SK1NT]

 

[Strike]

 

[dougdeep]

ARE YOU STILL HERE?