On the Left Wing
KIT NAPIER
Just saw this and thought of you lot!!!
Will be back on NSC the middle of next week ....
A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
Dear Mum and Dad
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice. Especially with all his piercing's, scars, tattoos, and his big motorbike. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods.
He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my
dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with
all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it.
Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films
that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I
can earn £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.
Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your
grandchildren.
Your loving daughter
Jane
P.S : Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's
house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND GETTING BEAT ON F **** ING PENALTIES AGAIN.
I love you
Jane
Will be back on NSC the middle of next week ....
A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
Dear Mum and Dad
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice. Especially with all his piercing's, scars, tattoos, and his big motorbike. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods.
He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my
dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with
all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it.
Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films
that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I
can earn £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.
Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your
grandchildren.
Your loving daughter
Jane
P.S : Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's
house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND GETTING BEAT ON F **** ING PENALTIES AGAIN.
I love you
Jane
