Have you ever seen a pregnant footballer?...

[Trigger]

Something just doesn't look right here...

 

[saafend_seagull]

jamie scowcroft?

 

[Yorkie]

Make it a caption competition


You can't send me off. I'm the father

 

[coach03]

Les Ferdinand " Ref, you can't send him off just for being fat !"

Ref " Why not? I once sent off Cantona for having his collar turned up !"

 

[Seagulltonian]

Make it a caption competition


You can't send me off. I'm the father

Surely Yorkie you mean "You can't send me off, I'm the Daddy"

or

"No, I'm not pregnant, I just ate Paul Dickov!"

 

[Eastleigh Seagull]

Anyone see Micky Quinn on the Sky Masters tournament - he was absolutely huge

 

[Everest]

Les - "Don't you know who that is? It's Guy Butters' little brother"