Have you ever had acupuncture ?

[Ernest]

Tonight I've been reading a book on acupuncture and I fancy giving it a go, a few little pricks in me won't hurt I'm sure.
Has anyone else tried it ?

 

[Beach Hut]

Tonight I've been reading a book on acupuncture and I fancy giving it a go, a few little pricks in me won't hurt I'm sure.
Has anyone else tried it ?

I am sure you will enjoy a couple of pricks in you

 

[Ernest]

Re: Re: Have you ever had acupuncture ?

I am sure you will enjoy a couple of pricks in you

I'm feeling all queer Beachy now and I don't know what has come over me

 

[Kryten]

i had a puncture on my bike

 

[Ernest]

I've got blood spirting out of my big toe now and it has gone all over the carpet

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I had it for my knee. It was useless

 

[Braders]

I've got blood spirting out of my big toe now and it has gone all over the carpet

*enter your own prick jokes here*

 

[Ernest]

*enter your own prick jokes here*

So what if Chesney Hawkes is my father

 

[Beach Hut]

You must be feeling a little prick tonight then

 

[Ernest]

You must be feeling a little prick tonight then

Sod that for a game Beachy, I've got blood spirting everywhere. I must have done something wrong

 

[Beach Hut]

Sod that for a game Beachy, I've got blood spirting everywhere. I must have done something wrong

Well if it really is true this new self-acupuncture you have taken up clearly has gone wrong, suggest you head of down to casualty then.

BTW "spirting" is spelt "spurting"

 

[Braders]

Sod that for a game Beachy, I've got blood spirting everywhere. I must have done something wrong

not using kitchen knives by accident are you?

 

[Ernest]

Well if it really is true this new self-acupuncture you have taken up clearly has gone wrong, suggest you head of down to casualty then.

BTW "spirting" is spelt "spurting"

Last time I went to a hospital they wouldn't let me out and stuffed me full of drugs and some bloke was trying to tell me I was not right in the head

 

[Beach Hut]

Last time I went to a hospital they wouldn't let me out and stuffed me full of drugs and some bloke was trying to tell me I was not right in the head

So it's not true then

 

[Ernest]

So it's not true then

Nothing wrong with me...............mmmmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Yorkie]

I had acupuncture for my elbow and it didn't do any good.

 

[Ernest]

I had acupuncture for my elbow and it didn't do any good.

I just stuck a needle in my tongue and it hurts

 

[tedebear]

I had acupuncture for ahem *girls problems* and it was crap - literally - all it did for me was give me the runs for a few days..... very odd indeed.....

 

[Barnet Seagull]

for my shoulder. did nothing...

 

[Marc]

I had it done for my back (muscular aches) not long ago and it seemed to work perfectly, certainly go back for more if my back ever screws up again.