Have you ever been sick in public?

[Faldo]

Just this morning! A few cheeky sherberts last night followed by a shockingly long drive to work... Had to "stop off" at Waitrose and empty my stomach across the car park. looked up to see a horrified old lady look as if she was about to cry, wiped my mouth on my sleeve, shut the car door and moved on.

This is one helluva hangover!

 

[Man of Harveys]

Too many to recall, sadly. When I worked at HMV in Churchill Square over one Christmas, I barfed copiously into the kitchen sink - unwashed crockery and all - at the packed house party on the Upper Lewes Road that followed the Xmas party. Bizarrely, I didn't pull.

What I found out back at work on Monday morning was that someone my "party piece" had been captured for posterity by some bloke with a video camera. It was Oscar winning.

Shamefully, I have also been sick in two separate girlfriend's beds. Beat that.

 

[Yorkie]

I am now amending my list of who to invite to our house warming party once we finally move

 

[Billy Seagull]

Coming back from France for me too. On the Senlac with a group from school and it was a bit rough and I managed to throw up from the top deck along with many of my mates

Another one that was not really alcohol related was on a booze up with the footy team and had just started on the first pint when the fish and chips (well just the fish actually!!) I had earlier decided to pay me another visit - just managed to get outside the pub to chunder - was ok for the rest of the night and got hammered with the rest of the team !!

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Been seassick a few times but everyone has haven't they.


I was sick once though in the middle of Croydon high street (some of you might say thank you to me for that).

I was still living at home but working in scumland and my dad had gone down with a bit of a bug. Well I say a "bit of a bug" but it made him be violently sick for about 2 days continually.

Anyway it was the weekend and by monday morning I was still ok so I thought I was over it so went into work. Had lunch (nice italian wrap from boots) and still felt ok. Got to about 4.30 and I start to feel a little bit sweaty and pale, so i decide to have an early one.

Start to walk to the station and I start to feel really bad and then right in the middle of the high street. Worst thing was, the sandwich I had (there was a reason for me telling you earlier) was a rather tomatoey affair so it looked like I was throwing up blood (freaked me out for a sec as well).

Then proceeded to thjrow up all the way home and for the next 24 hours. Fun day that was.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I once had to drop my basket and leg it out of the Safeway in Chester to bring up my rather unsatifying dinner of sausages and noodles.

I just got outside in time before I sprayed my food all over the carpark. To this day I don't know why I was sick - in hind sight it was quite funny, but at the time I got treated by the public like a leper.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I know no alcohol-related allowed but I projectile vomited over the balcony in the Event one Christmas
Reminded me of that scene in Kevin & Perry Go Large.

As I walked out of the door I saw the unfortunate bloke who must've been on the dancewfloor at the time wearing my half digested chips and mash screaming blue murder saying if I ever catch who did this..........!

 

[Dunkstar]

In a coach going to the airport coming back from Corsica!
All over this unfriendly fat bloke.
He was surprisingly friendly about it!

 

[MRRF 10]

I went on a school trip to France in year 7, and all week i was sick, the worst bit had to be when i was sick under the Eifel tower, now that was embarrasing, i was sick about twenty times that week.

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

Recently went to Malia got so pissed I passed out in my room early, puked all over myself, shat myself, rolled in it, got up to try and sort myself out and couldn't be bothered so went and laid on my brothers bed.

My mates then came back and took pictures of me.

Took two hours to clean up the next day.

 

[zefarelly]

mainly alcohol induced . . .but I dont travel the waves too well . . . .on the way to Lemans from Newhaven last June I thought a pint of Stella would make me feel better . . . . .I was just finishing when the whole lot cam straight back up again, in the glass . . . . .and narrowly missing some german guys white trainers . . . . felt much better afterwards though

brave man JBH admitting that. . . . . I've thrown up whilst parking a dark shark in the porcelain pool before now . . .alcohol induced obviously. then fell asleep on the khazi !

 

[Emily's Mum]

Only pregnancy related incidents, but one happened at Belle Vue when we lost to Donny Rovers in 1996. I didn't want to be sick over anyone, so I made a mad dash for the loo. I was told afterwards that I've I'd have stayed put I would have hit a certain Mr Bellotti. If only we could turn the clock back

 

[Trish]

When I was seven I hated school dinners. So, every day for a week I threw up on to my plate and the headteacher asked my mum to take me home for lunch. Result.

 

[cheshunt seagull]

The Newhaven-Dieppe theme recurs again, in my case twice. Once on the way back from a school trip when I was 13 and joined a line of Norwegians emptying their insides over the side. The other time was when I was 22 on an ill-advised mid winter day trip.
The most recent public upchuck was in the David Lloyd Sports Club in Enfield. I had just taken my daughter to the day nursery there and was struck with the violent urge to void my stomach, the toilet was at the end of an endless row of bowling alleys one of which was spectacularly splattered with my breakfast.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Now that's what I call direct action, Trish!! Inspired!
The funniest public puke I've ever seen was done by my ex-husband, a man who could chuck up for England if chucking up ever became an Olympic event. He could drink in awesome proportions but kept going by having a quiet "half-time" sort of puke round about the half gallon mark. This habit that had made him a very discreet upchucker normally but he got badly caught out when a group of us were coming home from the Lewes Arms. For no reason other than being drunk we decided to have a mass human wheelbarrow race down our road but hadn't got far before potential disaster struck his stomach. Dropping me on the ground he looked round in panic before seeing a handy cement mixer which he promptly threw himself bodily into. Climbing out a couple of minutes later he claimed to feel "much better" and we carried on home. Unfortunately, the mixer belonged to the builders working on our neighbours house and we never dared tell them that their nice new concrete floor was made up of sand. cement and a technicolour yawn.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

when i was in year 8 in germany, i was sooo ill and ended up puking up around our hotel!!

 

[albiongirl]

LOL!!! My classic moment was my 30th I was travelling back from a fab night in the Ministry of sound. That night there was engineering works so part of the journey was by bus. The movement of the bus bombing down the dual carriage away was enough to make me feel very sick alcohol induced of course!! I was sitting next to my sister luckily for me a plastic bag was near by. Aware other people were on the bus or maybe there was no way of stopping it I just opened my mouth and silently was sick in the bag. When the bus stopped at the train station I got off and placed my bag of sick in the bin!!!

 

[Beach Hut]

Newhaven - Dieppe with a twist.

When my second was tiny me and the eldest (5 years) headed of to France for a few days to Parc Asterix.

Got the boat out, ordered and collected my full english breakfast then removed those stupid plastic tops and hey presto - 5 year threw up all over it.

Anyway sympathetic staff had mercy, cleaned up and produced another breakfast FOC.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

I managed to get airsick once the plane had stopped!!!

Some kiddie had thrown up over the back of my seat and the smell made me want to heave. I was fine all the time the fresh(?) air was being blown into the plane but once we had got to the airport, the pilot switched off the engines and with it the fresh air, causing me to use the sick bag.

Casually handed it to the stewardess on my way off the plane. However, as I was travelling to a conference with seven or eight work colleagues it did take some time to live down!

 

[Lush]

Went to Las Vegas about 10 years ago and decided to take one of those diddy planes to the Grand Canyon. Was a bit nervous about it, so skipped breakfast but allowed myself a couple of Spearmint Tic Tacs.

Anyway up went the plane and - thanks to the desert winds - down went the plane and up went the plane and down went the plane. It was hell; I felt so bad.

I managed to hold off being sick until right at the end, when I threw up what looked like mouthwash into a sick bag.

Obviously as this is a non-alcohol related thread I don't need to mention the Centenary Dinner....