Hastings top of the league !!!

[Exmouth Seagull]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/6381523.stm

 

[Seagull Stew]

Before I even opened this thread I knew it had to have something to do with crime.

 

[Timbo]

They ranged from issuing warning letters about children playing football in the street...

Sad isn't it.

 

[Strike]

Meanwhile in Crawley a young lad from Croy*** gets beaten up by youngsters in Broadfield, after the yobbos asked him if he was from Bewbush, and he said "No Croy***," Then they went and beat up the Croy*** lad who was almost dead as a result, and he was only visiting realitives that lived in Crawley.