Has Delia Smith Ever Had Sex?

[GUNTER]

Do you think Delia has every stripped off and 'ad some?

Does she fantasise about wild lust when she is boiling those eggs?

Does she imagine Rougier's 13" er?

I don't think she has any kids, so therefore assume she is a virgin!

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Alan Partridge has ragged her senseless over his 'Radio Norwich' desk....

 

[Safeway]

In bet she's been battered around the ring more times than Barry McGuigan.

 

[Yorkie]

She is married to Michael Wynn Jones an editor and writer

 

[jonnyboylennon]

She is married to Michael Wynn Jones an editor and writer

No shen isnt Yorkie, I told you, she gets banged hard by Partridge.

"Delia that was textbook intercourse"...

 

[Robbo]

In bet she's been battered around the ring more times than Barry McGuigan.

ha ha bloody ha

 

[crasher]

There was a rumour doing the rounds a few years ago that she'd had a fling with Mike Walker, the ex Norwich manager after his wife died.

But it may not have been true.

 

[REDLAND]

Yes she has had sex

 

[BUTTERBALL]

I would bang her.....hard but fair!

 

[The Oldman]

and think of the meal you would get before/after!

 

[Dunkstar]

Bacon rolls!

 

[magoo]

good avatar dunkstar!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Soft-boiled eggs

First of all, have a small saucepan filled with enough simmering water to cover the eggs by about 1/2 inch. Then quickly, but gently, lower the eggs into the water, one at a time, using a tablespoon. Now start the foreplay, allowing exactly 1 minute. Take a quick break and remove the pan from the heat, put a lid on it. Shag like the clappers for 6 minutes. This will produce a soft, fairly liquid yolk and a white that is just set but still quite wobbly. Clean up the mess and enjoy a cigarette.

 

[Yorkie]

That's where I have been going wrong with my eggs

 

[Lush]

Sex- No

Chocolate - Yes

So hardly deprived.

 

[GUNTER]

Quality post from Lord B!