Half-ton man!!

[US Seagull]

Half-ton man drops 321 pounds, and still counting

And yes, he is an American

 

[US Seagull]

Another fat American, very sad this one

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Sad story. So one night she sat down and didn't stand up again. Wonder when the couch started to graft with her skin?

 

[US Seagull]

More to the point why did the guy who was living with her, when he realized he couldn't get her up, continue to fed her instead of calling for help right away?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

isnt it ironic you get the option to 'enlarge the picture'

 

[Hiney]

A group known as the League of Human Dignity helped arrange for Deuel to be driven to a local livestock scale, where he could be weighed

I bet he felt full of dignity after that!!!