Half Time Dancing Girls

[Giraffe]

Dancing Girls

Please please can we have some half time entertainment like the Hammerettes!

Failing dancing girls why not ask those lingerie woman based in worthing (forget the name) if they want some free publicity to walk round before and at half time.

Need something to liven up procedures.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I went to see Oxford with my sisters Boy/f at the Kassam and they had the Manorettes It was so wet, each girl fell over at least once. Very comical indeed.

Entertainment would be good.

Fans penalty shootout or hit the crossbar Or scantily clad ladies....the skies the limit.

 

[Giraffe]

Yep anything would do, but ladies, few clothes and a bit of dancing would be my first choice.

Fat old men in XXXL football shirts falling over in the mud comes a very close seventh perhaps

 

[1066gull]

Need something to liven up procedures.

I think a visit to our own Kev the ape will satisfy me.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Standards of the said women must be maintained. We don't want any fatties.

 

[Beach Hut]

No thanks, prefer a piss and a fag at half-time

 

[Springal]

get the birds from that lingerie shop in worthing that u always see out clubbing in worthing, in lingerie.

Even if they are complete slut hoe faces with a real attitude problem

 

[Giraffe]

Standards of the said women must be maintained. We don't want any fatties.

That goes without saying, after all as a football club maintaining a good level of fitness should be encouraged at all times

 

[Silent Bob]

And can we have cheerleaders, a mascot, clappy sticks, and play music when we score?

 

[Giraffe]

get the birds from that lingerie shop in worthing that u always see out clubbing in worthing, in lingerie.

Didn't I say that at the start

But I agree

 

[Giraffe]

And can we have cheerleaders, a mascot, clappy sticks, and play music when we score?

Cheerleaders - Yes
Clappy Sticks Nooooooo
Mascot - Maybe
Music when we score - NEVER

 

[Springal]

yea u did, but u made such a cock up of the spelling it didnt make sense

 

[Giraffe]

yea u did, but u made such a cock up of the spelling it didnt make sense

Woman in woman, I said, whats the problem, oh damn damn, bastards, cock.

All lovely and edited now

And Springal top marks for still understanding the incoherent pervert babble

 

[Springal]

Well to be fair, thinking of the birds is enough to make anyones mind go jibberish when trying to type!

APART FROM THE ONE THAT I DONT LIKE

 

[Giraffe]

APART FROM THE ONE THAT I DONT LIKE [/B]

Would that be the one with the slightly larger thighs?

 

[Springal]

meh i dont know, she is quite short, with a bob, but once i was out in liquid lounge once and my mate knew some of them, anyway introducing blalba and for some reason she doesnt like me, i think before the shop opened i possibly took the piss or did something so awful she remembers me as being some pissed up hoolie, and now has major BEEF with me, everytime im out

 

[Wozza]

I went to the ice hockey at Sparta Prague earlier this week.

They had well-sync'd cheerleaders dancing on the stairs IN THE CROWD which was great.

Don't think that would work at the Withdean somehow.

Would be better if they were older than 14/15 too.

 

[Giraffe]

Would be better if they were older than 14/15 too.

Yep age range 18-25. NSC users to have poll on who's in and who's out?

 

[BensGrandad]

No thanks, prefer a piss and a fag at half-time

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[Gritt23]

If only we had a cheerleader on the board here, we could encourage her to get this started.