Hairy body

[Meade's Ball]

Like many men, i have a very hairy body. I am now making it available for children's parties and the after-dinner circuit. If anyone would like to hire my hirsute frame, whether you be ringmaster or scientist, you will find my rates most reasonable.
I seek no great financial reward from making my bushy torso open for business. I simply crave the nation's understanding of my follicular "deformity" and wish to open avenues of communication between other "monsters" like myself.
We need not be afraid any more. Our polo-necks can be burned and we shall rise in the ashes to inherit the earth; being sure to stand way back from the flames in case they engulf us.

If other like-bodied members of this board wish to join my cause, i accept donations via paypal.

Thanks

MB


PS - might be my last day on here for a while as i start my new pornbusting job tomorrow. I was trying to get up to 1000 posts before i left, but haven't found enough to say.
It will have to be my lunchtime mission.
If impossible, see you all at the games.

 

[tedebear]

waxing??

 

[Curious Orange]

Waxing lyrical more like!!!

 

[Meade's Ball]

I only wax lyrical (and occasionally my palms).

 

[Yorkie]

waxing??

It would be very profitable for the REMF Charity fund

 

[tedebear]

Good luck with the new job mate !

 

[Meade's Ball]

Ta.
Tracking down illegal pornography may not have been my dream career, but its at least worthwhile and pays. If i find anything truly odd, i will of course save it and post it here.

 

[tedebear]

I just hope it doesn't give you any grotesque ideas that your other half may have to endure you playing out?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I just hope it doesn't give you any grotesque ideas that your other half may have to endure you playing out?

Nah, she already left because she didn't like me as i am now.

 

[JEM]

Hairy bodies are, like a receding hairline, a sign of maturity.

It might happen to many of you someday

 

[fatboy]

I am a monkey.