Hail to Jonnyboy....King of the green baize...

[jonnyboylennon]

Yep, after my breathtaking performance of footballing wizardry in the 6 a side tournament, I then manage to remain unbeaten on the pool table following repeated challenges from Artois (sheebo), Fatboy (clown), and Safeway (gay) in the smugglers inn.

Ive never seen a grown man cry as much as Fatboy after i sink another doubled 8 ball.

OOOOoooooooohhhhhh yeeeeeeeaaaaaa...

 

[Artois]

Artois (sheebo), Fatboy (clown), and Safeway (gay)

 

[Braders]

when playing fatboy did the rednose put you off ?

 

[Artois]

Ive never seen a grown man cry as much as Fatboy

Surely a contradiction in terms?

 

[jonnyboylennon]

when playing fatboy did the rednose put you off ?

No, it was more the big clown shoes and the flower that kept squirting water at me....



At least i think it was water.

 

[Braders]

never can tell with him!

 

[Beefy]

Jonny Boy,I do believe me and Danny Seagull beat you and Giblet despite your mind games.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

I refuse to accept Giblet as a pool player. he is worse at pool than his brother is at football.

And the table in burgess hill is ridiculous.

Just because your arsehole starts convulsing everytime your get a shot at the black.....

 

[Braders]

ha ha jonnyboy !

 

[Trigger]

But i've beaten Peter Ward at pool so

 

[Beefy]

I refuse to accept Giblet as a pool player. he is worse at pool than his brother is at football.

And the table in burgess hill is ridiculous.

Just because your arsehole starts convulsing everytime your get a shot at the black.....

Excuses,excuses.

Fatboy always ends up missing comedy shots on the black as he's usually pissed by the time the games finished.

 

[Turkey]

I refuse to accept Giblet as a pool player. he is worse at pool than his brother is at football.

And the table in burgess hill is ridiculous.

Just because your arsehole starts convulsing everytime your get a shot at the black.....

Ah well. At least I'm better than Danny Seagull

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Once again, thats debatable.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Debateable...

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Great minds Jonny, great minds

 

[Safeway]

That is debatable.

 

[Artois]

Once again, thats debatable.

not really.

 

[Safeway]

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Y'all can suck ma muthafuckin dick

 

[Turkey]

Once again, thats debatable.

Now that hurts!!