chips and gravy
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Saw this on an advert the other day. Why? Red peppers in dog food will just go straight through the poor little mutt
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Gourmet Pet Food
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Soton Seagull
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I heard that there is a change in the rules, so that soon pet food will have to be fit for human for human consumption. Apparently, it is because so many homeless people eat dog food.
good, hopefully spraying their white sofas ! . . . .teach the styoopid soppy tarts not to buy it for their dogs in the first place
on the subject, I've never seen anything as funny as a stupid little rat/dog being given full strength laxatives because it ate a net bag full of chocolate money, the xray showed it in its stomach, and the old suicide bar of exlax was the first choice.
The look on the dogs face as the pressure built up . . .. its little eyes started watering, then the wind . . .Hurricanes worth, absolutely priceless. We have Ralphs animal hospital to thank for that, marvellous TV
oh the dog was fine . . if you care, after about an hour of farts it actually shat out all the net bag and foil
on the subject, I've never seen anything as funny as a stupid little rat/dog being given full strength laxatives because it ate a net bag full of chocolate money, the xray showed it in its stomach, and the old suicide bar of exlax was the first choice.
The look on the dogs face as the pressure built up . . .. its little eyes started watering, then the wind . . .Hurricanes worth, absolutely priceless. We have Ralphs animal hospital to thank for that, marvellous TV
oh the dog was fine . . if you care, after about an hour of farts it actually shat out all the net bag and foil
Rangdo
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chips and gravy said:
Just as pointless you can also get organic cat and dog food
aftershavedave
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pointless? why? i get our cat the organic stuff every time. good to look after her!
Rangdo said:
pointless? why? i get our cat the organic stuff every time. good to look after her!
m20gull
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and the planet
Rangdo
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Why? Because its a cat. You feed it expensive organic food to "look after her". She goes out in the garden and drinks muddy rainwater and eats disease ridden mice and birds. Therefore pointless.
afters said:
Why? Because its a cat. You feed it expensive organic food to "look after her". She goes out in the garden and drinks muddy rainwater and eats disease ridden mice and birds. Therefore pointless.
aftershavedave
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not our cat matey. leaves the house once per evening for five minutes and never goes further than the step. QED well worth the effort cos the cat is clean man!
Rangdo said:
not our cat matey. leaves the house once per evening for five minutes and never goes further than the step. QED well worth the effort cos the cat is clean man!
Rangdo
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What kind of a cat is that? It needs a life
afters said:
What kind of a cat is that? It needs a life
aftershavedave
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true true. i think its fear of the outside world may have been caused by the trauma of having its front leg ripped off by a car when it last properly went outside circa 1994. i look on the organic food (and evian water, ridiculous in the extreme i know) as a payback for a tough life...i must be some kind of mug i know
Rangdo said:What kind of a cat is that? It needs a life
true true. i think its fear of the outside world may have been caused by the trauma of having its front leg ripped off by a car when it last properly went outside circa 1994. i look on the organic food (and evian water, ridiculous in the extreme i know) as a payback for a tough life...i must be some kind of mug i know
Rangdo
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Does she get silk bedding as well?
afters said:true true. i think its fear of the outside world may have been caused by the trauma of having its front leg ripped off by a car when it last properly went outside circa 1994. i look on the organic food (and evian water, ridiculous in the extreme i know) as a payback for a tough life...i must be some kind of mug i know
Does she get silk bedding as well?
My mrs cooks up some lovely gourmet pet food. The pets like it anyway.
My sodding cat has started bringing us all sorts of tastey morsels in the night. We've had the usual mice, shrews etc but he's developed a taste for larger stuff including a complete rabbit. how he managed to scale the walls and jump in through the upstairs window with that still puzzles me. mind you I prefer that to stepping into stomachs, kidneys etc first thing in the morning.
My sodding cat has started bringing us all sorts of tastey morsels in the night. We've had the usual mice, shrews etc but he's developed a taste for larger stuff including a complete rabbit. how he managed to scale the walls and jump in through the upstairs window with that still puzzles me. mind you I prefer that to stepping into stomachs, kidneys etc first thing in the morning.
fatbadger
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Soton Seagull said:
I used to work in a chicken processing factory. The meat was graded into A, B, and C.
A = meat to be sold 'neat' (uncooked or cooked)
B = pet food
C = meat to be used in meat products (pies, etc)
So, you see, pet food meat is already better than some meat considered fit for human consumption.