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CP 0 3 BHA

Well-known member
Nov 28, 2003
2,256
Northants
Funnily enough I got one last week after the loo seat in the bathroom disintegrated.

This time I went for a slow close one which is very classy (albeit it came from Screwfix!). Two concens:-

1. I live in fear of one of the girls forcing it down too fast after I leave it up, causing yet another breakage, and

2. It has a tendancy to start shuttiung itself unannounced , which means you have to hold you rnerve if you're in mid-wee at the time.
 


cyrilthesinik

New member
Oct 15, 2011
185
Funnily enough I got one last week after the loo seat in the bathroom disintegrated.

This time I went for a slow close one which is very classy (albeit it came from Screwfix!). Two concens:-

1. I live in fear of one of the girls forcing it down too fast after I leave it up, causing yet another breakage, and


2. It has a tendancy to start shuttiung itself unannounced , which means you have to hold you rnerve if you're in mid-wee at the time.

You might need to readjust it. Seems to me to might have it set to far back. I have held a tutorial with my kids on the new toilet seat and how not to force it shut.
 






CP 0 3 BHA

Well-known member
Nov 28, 2003
2,256
Northants
You might need to readjust it. Seems to me to might have it set to far back. I have held a tutorial with my kids on the new toilet seat and how not to force it shut.

Well, I thought I had set it fairly well forward but I've just been up and found another adjustment that has moved it even further forward still. So I've now achieved stability at the slight cost of perfect alignment at the front. A small sacrifice to achieve a more relaxing wee!

God bless NSC!
 












Lethargic

Well-known member
Oct 11, 2006
3,464
Horsham
Sometime I sit on my soft close toilet seat with my iPad reading NSC most relaxing.
 






Raleigh Chopper

New member
Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
You cant beat a good old fashioned big wooden toilet seat, the plastic ones are cold, slippery and uncomfortable for a long sitting.
Its sometimes called the 'throne' so ive often wondered why the khazi cant be more like a comfortable upright arm chair with a hole in the bottom.
 


Fef

Rock God.
Feb 21, 2009
1,727
Funnily enough I got one last week after the loo seat in the bathroom disintegrated.

This time I went for a slow close one which is very classy (albeit it came from Screwfix!). Two concens:-

1. I live in fear of one of the girls forcing it down too fast after I leave it up, causing yet another breakage, and

2. It has a tendancy to start shuttiung itself unannounced , which means you have to hold you rnerve if you're in mid-wee at the time.

One further concern:

3. If one is stricken with an urgent calling, those vital few seconds can mean all the difference between immediate gratification or immediate embarrassment !
 




CP 0 3 BHA

Well-known member
Nov 28, 2003
2,256
Northants
One further concern:

3. If one is stricken with an urgent calling, those vital few seconds can mean all the difference between immediate gratification or immediate embarrassment !

You should be OK as they generally go up quicker than they come down.
 


mistahclarke

Well-known member
Jul 28, 2009
2,997
I broke mine with my head after the last work xmas party and still haven't replaced it. It's a funny thing D shape and can't find the exact one anywhere. :-(
 


Fef

Rock God.
Feb 21, 2009
1,727
You should be OK as they generally go up quicker than they come down.

Actually I was thinking about pushing it down rather than lifting it up. Having a reasonably good aim, I'm not that worried about lifting it!
 


Dumseagull

Active member
Jun 13, 2012
505
Lancing
Mine has broken, I need a new one... Maybe one with a soft close lid?!

I somehow got two when i brought my new toilet the other day, so i have one going spare (not soft close, but a very high quality expensive one) if i do get round to putting it on e bay i will let you know!
 


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