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Gordon Greer - Good Scotsman!



Varndean VI Form College

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Jul 29, 2011
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Hove
After our captain's stella performance today, have to re-post the following...

"So pleased to have Greer as our captain and torch-bearer. Every time he pulls on the blue and white shirt, it is crystal clear how much it means to him. He's a leader. Greer's passion for the game is great to see and you never feel that he plays his football just for the pay cheque.

With Greer at the back I feel confident that we will be OK this season. Respect to Gordon Greer."
 




vegster

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May 5, 2008
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Spike Milligan, while recovering from wounds received In Italy, was on a ward next to a Scotsman from a Highland regiment who Spike says were nicknamed " The Hydraulics " ... because " They lifted anything "
 


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Oct 18, 2006
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Worthing
Spike Milligan, while recovering from wounds received In Italy, was on a ward next to a Scotsman from a Highland regiment who Spike says were nicknamed " The Hydraulics " ... because " They lifted anything "

Once again you pick on the Scotch.

An old Scotsman was talking to a young man in a pub. “Laddie, look out at that field. Do you see that fence? Look how well it’s built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I worked for months, but do they call me MacGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.??? Then the old man pointed to the bar. “Laddie, look here at this bar. Do you see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin’ back. I carved that wood with me own hard labor. I worked on it for weeks. But do they call me MacGreggor-the-Woodworker? Nooo.??? Then the old man points out the other window. “Laddie, look out to sea. Do you see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me brow. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me MacGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo.??? Then the old man looks around nervously, making sure no one is listening. “But, you f*** ONE goat…???
 




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