Gay Footballers XI...

[Pavilionaire]

...Hot on the heels of the Will Young / Matt Taylor story it's time to publish the All-Time Botters Eleven...

1. Jimmy RIMMER
2. Gordon McQUEEN
3. Ivan CAMPo
4. Peter SHIRTLIFFter
5. Anthony Uphill GARDNER
6. Ulysees De La CRUISE
7. David BATTY boy
8. Djibril CISSY
9. Amdy FAYE
10.BENNY McCarthy
11.El Hadj POUF.

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Would their home ground be Craven COTTAGE?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

peter shirtlift

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Oo more homphobia, how hilarious.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Voroshilov, you've the sort of guy who, as an infant, would object to singing Humpty Dumpty with the rest of the class because it was eggist...

 

[Tom Bombadil]

No, I just don't find you funny. Ooo let's change the name's of footballers to make them gay references. How grown up.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Tell me a joke then...

 

[Marshy]

Voroshilov....chill out mate its just a bit of fun

 

[CHAPPERS]

Surely CAMPos should be in goal?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Surely CAMPos should be in goal?

Rimmer just gets the nod, a toss-up up between them though... (that one's for you, Voroshilov)

 

[CHAPPERS]

Gay Lord Samuel

 

[PaoloRossiJohnson]

Would their home ground be Craven COTTAGE?

Surely GAY Meadow........

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Gay Lord Samuel

 

[3gulls]

Just in F(l)ashanu?

 

[Marc]

No, I just don't find you funny. Ooo let's change the name's of footballers to make them gay references. How grown up.

aaahhh whats the matter?....get out of the wrong side of another blokes bed this morning?


how about, Ian BUMrush or Rio Ferdibumhole or Graeme Le Saux...DOH!

 

[PaoloRossiJohnson]

Could their player/manager be Paul GAYscoigne...

 

[aftershavedave]

Could their player/manager be Paul GAYscoigne...

sir bobby KNOBson surely?

 

[fatboy]

Gay-Gay Okocha has got to be king of the gays.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Ivan CAMPO

YakuBUM

 

[Marc]

what about that Rangers or ex-rangers bloke, his surname was TUGAY...can anyone be too gay?...he was...obviously cos its his NAME