The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
7 Dwarves and the Pope
The 7 dwarves were invited to an audience with the pope. Off they all trooped to the Vatican. The pope greeted them and the dwarves pushed Dopey to the front and said, "go on Dopey, ask him the question."
Dopey asked the Pope, "do they have any nuns in Alaska?" The pope answered, "of course Dopey, there are nuns in every state in America." The dwarves pushed Dopey forward again ask him the other one. Dopey asked, "do they have any black nuns in Alaska?" The pope thought about it and said, "I suppose there has to be in these racially equal times so yes."
The dwarves pushed Dopey forward again saying, "don't forget the last question."
Dopey the asked, "do they have any dwarf black nuns in Alaska?"
The Pope replied, "come on now Dopey, you are taking the piss, NO NO NO."
So the Dwarves all chanted as one, "DOPEY F*CKED A PENGUIN-- DOPEY F*CKED A PENGUIN."
The 7 dwarves were invited to an audience with the pope. Off they all trooped to the Vatican. The pope greeted them and the dwarves pushed Dopey to the front and said, "go on Dopey, ask him the question."
Dopey asked the Pope, "do they have any nuns in Alaska?" The pope answered, "of course Dopey, there are nuns in every state in America." The dwarves pushed Dopey forward again ask him the other one. Dopey asked, "do they have any black nuns in Alaska?" The pope thought about it and said, "I suppose there has to be in these racially equal times so yes."
The dwarves pushed Dopey forward again saying, "don't forget the last question."
Dopey the asked, "do they have any dwarf black nuns in Alaska?"
The Pope replied, "come on now Dopey, you are taking the piss, NO NO NO."
So the Dwarves all chanted as one, "DOPEY F*CKED A PENGUIN-- DOPEY F*CKED A PENGUIN."