Friday Joke Du Jour

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Courtesy of the mighty Popbitch...



Police have confirmed that two Premiership footballers have had their houses burgled on the same night last Tuesday.

Ryan Giggs had 70 welsh caps, 10 premiership medals, 2 champions league medals, 5 FA cup medals, 1 league cup medal, 2 world club cup medals, 8 charity shield medals and 1 super cup medal stolen.

Emmanuel Adebayor lost a kettle and a toaster.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

He'll be relieved they missed hiw African Player of the Year trophy.

 

[keaton]

Do Togo not give out caps?

 

[keaton]

I'd be happy with Champion's League Runner's Up medal too

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

My wife is so disappointed with our sex life that she bought herself a vibrator shaped like a carrot,
Ironic really as she has a fanny like a yawning donkey.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

If you get a swine flu email from the department of health telling you not to eat tinned pork, don't open it. It's spam...

 

[the hitman]

I tried looking for Chelsea on my Sat Nav yesterday, it said it was only two minutes away from Rome.

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

A woman is helping her husband set up his laptop. It asks for a password. He puts in 'penis'. The wife falls off her chair laughing when it says 'password too short'

 

[Bry Nylon]

Courtesy of the mighty Popbitch...



Police have confirmed that two Premiership footballers have had their houses burgled on the same night last Tuesday.

Ryan Giggs had 70 welsh caps, 10 premiership medals, 2 champions league medals, 5 FA cup medals, 1 league cup medal, 2 world club cup medals, 8 charity shield medals and 1 super cup medal stolen.

Emmanuel Adebayor lost a kettle and a toaster.

I'm surprised they only took a kettle and a toaster. I have to say I think he's been quite lucky there.

 

[Cpt. Spavil]

The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday. very nice, but i think they misunderstood when i said i wanna watch!