Friday Joke Du Jour

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Courtesy of today's Popbitch...

Usain Bolt goes to the clubhouse in Augusta and asks to become a member. The secretary says: "I'm sorry, Sir, we can't accept you here but there's a multi-racial club 10 minutes down the road."He replies: "But I'm Usain Bolt!""Ok. Five minutes down the road".

 

[supaseagull]

Even by your standards that was poor

 

[Icy Gull]

If it's weak jokes you're after here's one

so this young kid fresh out of college does his first day at work & stays late to create a good impression. he sees the chief executive of the company standing over the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand looking puzzled so he goes over & the chief exec says "do you know how to work this machine" the lad says "yes" takes the paper & puts it in the shredder. The chief exec then says "I just need the two copies"

 

[lost in london]

If it's weak jokes you're after here's one

so this young kid fresh out of college does his first day at work & stays late to create a good impression. he sees the chief executive of the company standing over the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand looking puzzled so he goes over & the chief exec says "do you know how to work this machine" the lad says "yes" takes the paper & puts it in the shredder. The chief exec then says "I just need the two copies"

Wow. That is just awful.

Well done!

 

[Superphil]

Fella goes to the Doctor, says "I think I am going deaf.

Doctor says "describe the Symptons"

Fella says, "Homer is the fat one and Marge has blue hair"

 

[Icy Gull]

Fella goes to the Doctor, says "I think I am going deaf.

Doctor says "describe the Symptons"

Fella says, "Homer is the fat one and Marge has blue hair"

That's a bit too good for this thread I fear.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Fella goes to the Doctor, says "I think I am going deaf.

Doctor says "describe the Symptons"

Fella says, "Homer is the fat one and Marge has blue hair"

You'll not have been disappointed with that effort Phil

 

[The Grockle]

Two parrots on a perch, one turns to the other and says 'can you smell fish?'

Now thats a poor joke.... or


I've got a pet dog thats a dab hand at metal work.... i put a red hot poker up its arse and it made a bolt for the door.



New balls please

 

[siclean]

what time do chinamen go to the dentist ?? tooth hurty
what diff between alan shearer and newcastle.? ..shearer will be on match o the day next season
how do u know if joe brand has had it off in yer back garden ?? bin liners are missing!!!!

 

[bhaexpress]

Fella goes to the Doctor, says "I think I am going deaf.

Doctor says "describe the Symptons"

Fella says, "Homer is the fat one and Marge has blue hair"

Had to think about it but excellent