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Friday discussion: Masturbati0n



eastlondonseagull

Well-known member
Jan 15, 2004
13,385
West Yorkshire
Hmm...

"Masturbation produces seminal weakness, impotence, dysury, tabes dorsalis, pulmonary consumption, dyspepsia, dimness of sight, vertigo, epilepsy, hypochondriasis, loss of memory, managlia, fatuity and death" - Dr Benjamin Rush, American physician, 1812

"Unless this abominable practice is abandoned, death follows" - Dr William Alcott, 1840

"A very large number of the lunatics in our asylums have made themselves mad by indulging in this vice, although at one point they were sensible, cheery boys like you. Just wash your parts in cool water and cool them down" - Baden Powell (of the Scouts)

"Those girls who practice it fail to develop as women. They become flat-chested and lose their female glow" - Professor Orson Fowler, 1870

"Capricious appetite, using tobacco and acne are signs of self-abuse. Circumcision on boys should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anaesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect on the mind" - Dr John Harvey Kellogg (of cereal fame)

:ohmy:

Where did all this lunacy come from?
 










Cian

Well-known member
Jul 16, 2003
14,262
Dublin, Ireland
eastlondonseagull said:
"Capricious appetite, using tobacco and acne are signs of self-abuse. Circumcision on boys should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anaesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect on the mind" - Dr John Harvey Kellogg (of cereal fame)

You know he invented Corn Flakes to stop people wanking? What was he going to do, glue them to their hands?
 






Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,131
The democratic and free EU
Re: Re: Friday discussion: Masturbati0n

MYOB said:
You know he invented Corn Flakes to stop people wanking? What was he going to do, glue them to their hands?

Actually the extra friction that would cause sounds quite appealing. I must try it some time.
 










Scoffers

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2004
6,878
Burgess Hill
Dougal said:
my record was in my college days of 6 in one day

Wanker
 




Hampden Park

Ex R.N.
Oct 7, 2003
5,010
eastlondonseagull said:
Hmm...

"Capricious appetite, using tobacco and acne are signs of self-abuse. Circumcision on boys should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anaesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect on the mind" - Dr John Harvey Kellogg (of cereal fame)

is this saying that cornflakes are in fact dried out foreskins removed in above mentioned surgery :eek:
 














KNC

Well-known member
Sep 3, 2003
2,025
Seven Dials
You really do have too much time on your hands, my son.

Or should that be, in your hand.

Mind you pal, wanking should only be a mutual option for you now. :lolol:
 




Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
WTF is going on in your avatar Hampden Park? :ohmy:
 




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