For the GENTS: If you had to have the sex with another man who would it be??

[CHAPPERS]

I would have the sex with Frank Lampard. Many a time have i beaten off to the thought of scrubbing him down after he's been getting all sweaty on the pitch before performing sexual acts on him in front of the Chelsea team, sometimes i let John Terry get involved as well.

Who would you like to have the sex with and why?

Women can choose a woman if they like but remeber that your fantasies may be stored in many of the gents WANK BANKS for later.






What?

 

[The Large One]

The image of myself...

 

[jmc]

Miriam

but its morally wrong!

 

[pasty]

If it would guarantee Falmer, JP

 

[Dave the OAP]

david Beckham, but only if he wore a dress.

:safeway

 

[zefarelly]

bloody hell Chapman . . . .I've had my doubts about you, now its confirmed . . . . . your a closet chelsea fan !

Pastie . . . .he'd crush every bone in your body unless you went on top

 

[Easy 10]

Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen.
Mmmmmm, all that hair.

 

[tedebear]

eeeeewwwww Chappers - I was having a perfectly good cup of tea and then you post this tripe.... ewww the mental images....

 

[CHAPPERS]

eeeeewwwww Chappers - I was having a perfectly good cup of tea and then you post this tripe.... ewww the mental images....

Don't pretend that you aren't getting a little bit turned on by the thought of it, i know i am.

 

[tedebear]

Don't pretend that you aren't getting a little bit turned on by the thought of it, i know i am.

ah no you're on your own there...

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Johnny Depp with Vanessa Paradis watching.

 

[fatboy]

I bet you are going to get a good gaying up now Chappers.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I love a good QUEER UP. It surprises me that no more people have been forthcoming with all the MINCERS on here.

Come on boys, don't be shy.

 

[Trigger]

Mushtaq Ahmed, so cute and cuddly.

 

[Easy 10]

I don't think everyone is as comfortable with their sexuality as you and me, Chappers.

 

[zefarelly]

Chappers and Easy 10 . . .your obviously comfortable with each other

 

[CHAPPERS]

I love Easy !0's GOATEE, his pubes match his face too.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Probably Johnny Depp or Gabriel Batistuta, he is GORGEOUS.

 

[WATFORD O]

Myself. You lot think I'm a wanker anyway..............

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Johnny Depp's in the lead with two votes then so far. Anyone got his email address? I'm sure he'd be well chuffed.