For all desperate Man Utd supporters...

[Titanic]

Manchester United have set up a call Centre for fans who are in despair at their recent plunge in performance. The number is 0800 10 10 10.

Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.

Once again the number is..............0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

 

[Early Doors]

 

[Brighton till i die]

 

[SeagullSimon]

 

[Trigger]

 

[northstandnorth]

new club song for the scumited fans

the theme from mash

cos suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and i can slit my wrist if i please

 

[On the Left Wing]

For one fleeting second I thought that was Zamora scoring for us!!!!!

 

[Kenhead]