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REDLAND

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
9,443
At the foot of the downs
Yasser Arafat will be buried in a Newcastle United shirt, Spurs shorts and
Glasgow Rangers socks...



He said he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip!
 






REDLAND

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
9,443
At the foot of the downs
El Presidente said:
You nicked that off Popbitch!

I never, someone just told it to me, I laughed, then I shared
 












Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
20,286
When it was first posted on NSC it was Lazio socks. MUCH funnier.
 




Faldo

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
1,651
When it was first posted on NSC, Lazio were a force to be reckoned with in Europe!
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
And Jackie Milburn played for Newcastle...
 


Kev the Ape

New member
A man comes back from work, and he see's his wife in lingerie. she says "tie me up and you can do anythink you want", so he ties her up and goes to the pub.
 


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