Film Quotes

[glosterseagul]

Ali (didn't like the film)

But I liked the quote when ALI says...

"Even if you DREAM about hitting me, when you wake up you had BETTER apologise!"

 

[just_bhafc]

Pulp Fiction...

Vincent Vega: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

Vincent Vega: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*** a Quarter Pounder is.

Jules: Then what do they call it?

Vincent Vega: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.

Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?

Vincent Vega: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".

Jules: "Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?

Vincent Vega: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

 

[Dave the OAP]

"badges?...we don't need no stinking badges"

Blazing Saddles

 

[Reading Posh]

"It's a Sicilian message, it means Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes"

 

[London Calling]

a fEW dOLLARS MORE.

After some hired hands laugh in the direction of Clint.

He gets of his donkey.......strolls over and

"I know you guys see it as a joke

"But my mule, you see doesn't like laughter

"He thinks that you're laughing at him

The rest is history........

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

What do you mean Funny? Funny HOw?

How the f*** am I funny. You think I'm here to amuse you you?

Like a f***ing clown?

Is that what you mean? You think I'm f***ing funny?

How the f*** am I funny?

?aparently that part from Joe Pesci is totally ad-libbed onset hence the wide-eyed pant-shitting looks from some of the other actors.

Great film. Great script. and Great soundtrack.

First line of the film sets the tone:

"Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to be a gangster"

Can someone tell me though what is the music at the beginning of the film. it's not Sinatra is it??

 

[The Albion Roar]

"Opinions are like arseholes.....everybodies got one" One of many great Dirty Harry quotes.

 

[JJ McClure]

From one of my favourite films,

Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you don't want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand to post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Jack Nicholson rules!