Females. Only 'IF'.................

[Terrace Dandy]

Females. Only if………….

Not to sure if anyone else here has found themselves in a similar situation like I have on many occasions but I find it so frustrating when after it’s happened I say to myself only ‘IF’!

Females, please feel free to add your comments because I’d love to know what you think or have been in a similar situation.

Coming back from Sheffield the other weekend after our fabulous win and was on the tube and came up the escalator at Victoria station, while standing on the escalator I noticed this most beautiful young lady, was about 23 -25, slim, shoulder length hair, blue eyes , and a lovely smile and the best bit was she had such a peach arse that I could’ve eaten for days on end.

As we passed we made eye contact and I smiled and gave a little wink, just to let her know that I thought she was extremely attractive . With that she responded in the same way, beautiful smile and a wink. As I neared the top I thought I’d have one last look and as I turned and looked she was doing exactly the same. Came of the escalator and just stopped and thought only ‘IF’! Was `she doing the same as me right now, saying only if!? To this day I think about that time and wonder who was she, where was she going, etc.

That could have been the female for me. Been in a few situations like that before and to be honest I’m getting fed up keep saying to myself, Only ‘IF’!

Has any of you been in a similar situation like me whether it’s on Holidays, nightclubs, traffic jam on a motorway, etc?

Feel free to comment.

Regards.

Terrace.

 

[Tazman]

As you get older you look back on missed "chances" and realise that the signals were all there but you missed them! I hate myself for this!!
I have one particular moment in mind which i won't recount on here but it was SOOOOO obvious ...Bugger!

Terrace - Mark this one down as a missed opportunity - Move on!

 

[Ccider]

Didn't you see the ugly bloke behind you that she was smiling at?

 

[Terrace Dandy]

As you get older you look back on missed "chances" and realise that the signals were all there but you missed them! I hate myself for this!!
I have one particular moment in mind which i won't recount on here but it was SOOOOO obvious ...Bugger!

Terrace - Mark this one down as a missed opportunity - Move on!

I've come to the conclusion now that I'll just go for it. That way, at least I'll know and can move on.

This one is a corker. Never knew it was possible. You k now, you here stories about people meeting in weird circumstances but find it hard to believe that people could meet in such a way but I’ll tell you about the time I chatted a female up while we we’re driving up the M23 back to Sussex.

On my way back from work one day and I was in the passenger seat of the van. We passed this Golf and smiled at the occupant in the drivers seat. She smiled back and I told my mate. They over took us and after about 5 minutes we over took them again. As we passed I gave a smile and wink and she started laughing to her mate. After a bit I wrote down on a bit of cardboard that she was stunning and held it against the van window as we passed them, with that she was laughing so much that she couldn’t believe what was happening and to be honest neither could I. Could there be a date on the horizon?

They went passed us again and they had something against the window. My mate said I didn’t quite catch what was said, so we caught them up and on the paper was her name and mobile number asking me to ring her. Shit! I’ve only gone and bloody pulled on the motorway. Rang her and got a date. Went out three nights later for a drink. It didn’t work out but must say that was one crazy evening on the motorway.

Terrace.

 

[Juan Albion]

Forget about it. She was probably a Palarse fan in drag.

 

[Spicy]

You should have sprinted up the stairs, taken her in your arms and asked her out. Nah on second thought, forget about it.

 

[scarby]

I've come to the conclusion now that I'll just go for it. That way, at least I'll know and can move on.

This one is a corker. Never knew it was possible. You k now, you here stories about people meeting in weird circumstances but find it hard to believe that people could meet in such a way but I’ll tell you about the time I chatted a female up while we we’re driving up the M23 back to Sussex.

On my way back from work one day and I was in the passenger seat of the van. We passed this Golf and smiled at the occupant in the drivers seat. She smiled back and I told my mate. They over took us and after about 5 minutes we over took them again. As we passed I gave a smile and wink and she started laughing to her mate. After a bit I wrote down on a bit of cardboard that she was stunning and held it against the van window as we passed them, with that she was laughing so much that she couldn’t believe what was happening and to be honest neither could I. Could there be a date on the horizon?

They went passed us again and they had something against the window. My mate said I didn’t quite catch what was said, so we caught them up and on the paper was her name and mobile number asking me to ring her. Shit! I’ve only gone and bloody pulled on the motorway. Rang her and got a date. Went out three nights later for a drink. It didn’t work out but must say that was one crazy evening on the motorway.

Terrace.

been there before, but now sounds quite...........................desperate?

 

[swiss tony]

This dilemna is precisely what getting pissed was invented for avoiding. Only works if you're both pissed mind.

 

[Hydro Driven]

 

[rool]

I had one that still haunts me. I met this girl at college and she invited me back to her parents one night, anyway, she whispers in my ear 'would you like to come upstairs and play some games'.
We proceeded upstairs and, I DONT BELIEVE I DID THIS, I asked what games she had. After a shocked look she got out the monopoly.

At least i won

 

[itszamora]

I had one that still haunts me. I met this girl at college and she invited me back to her parents one night, anyway, she whispers in my ear 'would you like to come upstairs and play some games'.
We proceeded upstairs and, I DONT BELIEVE I DID THIS, I asked what games she had. After a shocked look she got out the monopoly.

At least i won

Very funny though!

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Wonder IF she had a twelve inch cock.

 

[John Dorian]

munster monch thats well funny !!!!!

great thread terrace !!!

 

[Brightonfan1983]

Reminds me of "Faint Heart on a Railway Station" by Thomas Hardy. Can't find it on the net, but he asks himself what would've happened to his life if he had gotten off his train to chat to the pretty young thing on the platform he caught the eye of.

 

[Bwian]

deleted by Bwian in case he gets himself into even more trouble

 

[NMH]

"Ambition is made of sterner stuff"

Shakespeare's Mark Antony in Julius Caesar.

Whether thou wilt, or wilt thou wither
facing the face filled with 'come hither'?
be thee man of the scythe or of the zither
it behooves not any man, to falter or dither

Gather thine heart and steer for the goal
consider not pride, and nothing of toll
One never knows the future or role
but when nothing is ventured, sad is the soul

(NMH)

 

[Biscuit]

If you die alone Terrace, thats why.