Fell on some f**king ice today.

[Lokki 7]

When I got up my keys, phone and wallet were all gone.
Must have been black ice.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

That probably explains why you didn't see the ice and slipped.

I hope you have cancelled your cards and barred your phone.

Good luck.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

 

[Dave the OAP]

tsk tsk

 

[Stoo82]

Ice ice baby.

 

[e77]

Not big or clever