Fearne Cotton is a lesbitarian?!?

[Wozza]

I think I like her now.

Why didn't you tell us Dwayne?

 

[Braders]

whats a lesbitarian ?

 

[CHAPPERS]

I heard she's shagging the crack smoker off Fame Academy.

 

[Wozza]

Sigh. A penny licker. A lezzie. A lezzer. A dyke.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

A bean flicker?

 

[Wozza]

she'd most definitely get it

That's the point - she doesn't want it from you/us.

 

[Eggmundo]

She wears freaky clothes......it's inevitable.

 

[Braders]

i thought thats what it meant - result - i need pictures obviously

 

[jonnyboylennon]

That's the point - she doesn't want it from you/us.

Bloody hell, and there's me thinking she wanted a gang bang with all the NSC regulars.

Wozza you have ruined my dreams an, in turn, my reason for living. Damn you.

 

[Albion Dan]

Sigh. A penny licker. A lezzie. A lezzer. A dyke.

Carpet Muncher, Fanny Slider, Furry Cup slurper

I also thought she was with the crack smoker though. Dont see the appeal myself, shes annoying as hell and sounds like a common trout when she opens her gob.

 

[Faldo]

*squelch*

 

[CHAPPERS]

I think she's lovely.

 

[DTES]

Yep. With Chappers here. Gorgeous.

(Fearne that is, not Chappers)

 

[Paddy B]

She just hasnt met the right man yet

Dwayne give me her number

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Is she posh enough for you though DTES?

 

[DTES]

Nothing wrong with a common bird Alfie, she could help the maids when we're finished.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Yep. With Chappers here. Gorgeous.

(Fearne that is, not Chappers)

Whatever

 

[Seagullsgonnagetya]

 

[Juan Albion]

Which one are we talking about? The one on the left MUST be a lesbian!

 

[Braders]

juan