favourite BLACKADDER quote of all time???

[moggy]

what is you favourite blackadder quote of all time?
a tough question i know for anyone who is an avid blackadder fan as ben elton is the master of the one-liners but i'd be interested to know which quote is your favourite.

i think mine would have to be from series 2 when lord percy is discussing his new girlfriend jane harrington and blackadder replies "not jane, bury me in a y-shaped coffin harrington?"

a classic line which you can use when talking about yer mates birds.

 

[Beach Hut]

Black Adder 2:

"M'am life without you is a broken pencil"

"Explain"

"pointless"

or Lord Percy

"he's only got one arm"

 

[jail bird]

the fourth series;

'she's not Welsh is she?'

 

[jezzer]

"This is the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun!"



BOOM BOOM BOOM,
BOOM,BOOM,BOOM,
BOOM,BOOM,BOOM,
BOOM,BOOM

 

[Brady's Old Lady]

Rik Mayall as captain Flashard in Blackadder goes forth

"Treat your kite like your woman - Get inside her twice a day and take her to heaven and back"

 

[moggy]

just remembered another classic line.

i'm as mad as mad jack mc'mad, winner of last years mr.madman competition

quality!

 

[Wilko]

Wee jock, poo pong mcplop

 

[Lady Bracknell]

"I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear"

 

[Thimble Keegan]

Baldrick: I have a cunning plan

Blackadder: Is it as cunning as a fox that has just been made professor of cunning at Oxford university?

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA

 

[shingle]

Flashhart says; melchet still worshiping god

last time i heard he'd started worshipping me

 

[shingle]

Blackadder; is this the home of the wise woman

old crone; that it be , that it be

Blackadder; yes it is , not that it be, i'm not a tourist

Old Crone; 2 things ye should know about the wise woman, first she is wise, second she is

Blackadder; a woman

old crone; so you do know her then

Blackadder; Just a wild stab in the dark, which is what youll be getting if you dont tell me where she is

Blackadder; Heres a large bag of money which i'm not going to give you

 

[chez]

Blackadder; is this the home of the wise woman

old crone; that it be , that it be

Blackadder; yes it is , not that it be, i'm not a tourist

Old Crone; 2 things ye should know about the wise woman, first she is wise, second she is

Blackadder; a woman

old crone; so you do know her then

Blackadder; Just a wild stab in the dark, which is what youll be getting if you dont tell me where she is

Blackadder; Heres a large bag of money which i'm not going to give you

In the same episode where edmund is talking to the old crone

Blackadder : oh, just a wild stab in the dark which is incidentally what you will be getting if you dont etc...

 

[shingle]

Blackadder talking about good his how good his lawyer massingberg is

HE WAS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT BOXING CHAMPION AND AUTHOR OF THE BEST SELLING BOOK WHY I LIKE TO DO IT WITH GIRLS-Massingberg had him sent down as a whoopsie

 

[shingle]

Lord Flashhart; Nursie, just how i like it firm and fruity, am i pleased to see you or have i just put a canoe down my trousers .

Down boy Down

 

[shingle]

They say that God made man in his own image, it would be a sad lookout for Christians around the globe if God looked anything like you Baldrick

 

[shingle]

I could go on all day and night quoting from probably the funniest comedy series ever imo

Blackadder; We have advanced about as far as 2 asthmatic ants

WITH HEAVY SHOPPING

 

[chez]

How does the one go about the Colour-blind hedgehogs in a bag.

The colour-blind hedgehog workshop of sienna or something??

 

[The Large One]

Queen: Lord Melchett has some bad news.
Blackadder: Lord Melchett IS bad news, Ma'am.


Blackadder: Aarrrgggghhh! What was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman livinig in it.


Blackadder: Baldrick, if you don't tell him to go, I'll report him to the Bishop of Bath & Wells who drowns babies in the font and eats them for breakfast afterwards.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'BOB!'

 

[SussexSpur]

Some favourites from Blackadder The Third, and not just from Edmund but Brighton's very own Prince Regent. . .

Blackadder: "Now, let me see. "Beau Brummel in purple pants probe." "King talks to tree. Phew what a loony!" God, the Times has really gone downhill recently, hasn't it. . ."
***
George: "All right then, well take this down. 'From His Royal Highness, the Prince of Wales to Miss Amy Hardwood.
Tally-ho my fine saucy young trollop! Your luck's in! Trip along here
with all your cash, and some naughty night attire, and you'll be
staring at my bedroom ceiling from now till Christmas, you lucky tart! Yours with the deepest respect etc, signed George. PS Woof woof!' Well, what do you think?"
Blackadder: "It's very *moving* sir. Would you mind if I change just one tiny aspect of it?"
George: "Which one?"
Blackadder: "The words."
George: "Oh yes, I'll, I'll, I'll leave the details to you Blackadder."
***
Blackadder: "Sir, I come as emissary of the Prince of Wales with the most splendid news. He wants your daughter Amy for his wife."
Hardwood: "Well his wife can't have her! Outrageous, sir, to come here with such a suggestion! Why, sir, or I shall take off
my belt and by thunder me trousers will fall down!"
***
George: "Oh, Your Grace, forgive me. I didn't know what I was doing. I was a mad, mad, sexually over-active fool."
Blackadder: "Sir, it's Baldrick. You're perfectly safe."
George: "Well, hurrah!"
Blackadder: (reads letter) "Ah, until 6 o'clock tonight."
George: "Hurrooh."