Leekbrookgull
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Lord Melbury,
Faulty Towers,best sketch
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Captain Pugwash
Paul Kitson
you bored tonight leekbrookgull?
Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
Communications Problems.
Leekbrookgull
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Jaz,start a thread.Please.
Captain Pugwash
Paul Kitson
your wish is my command
Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
Marc said:Basil in Hospital after getting hit on the head multiple times, awakes to see the Nurse:
"My god you're ugly!"
Theres not many times I've shat myself laughing but everytime I see this bit I do wish I wore nappies!
, brillant.All this classic one.
The Germans:- "Will you please stop talking about the war"?
Basil:- "Well you started it"!
The Germans:- "No we didn't"!
Basil:- "Yes you did, you invaded Poland".
Communication Problems (the whole episode)
I also have to give honourable mentions to 'Waldorf Salad' (I'm afraid we're fresh out of Waldorfs!) and 'The Germans' (Don't mention the war!)
I also have to give honourable mentions to 'Waldorf Salad' (I'm afraid we're fresh out of Waldorfs!) and 'The Germans' (Don't mention the war!)
ali jenkins
Thanks to Guinness Dave
jaz said:
Didnt realise you were like that Jaz! :safeway
Captain Pugwash
Paul Kitson
dont knock it till ya tried my friend....
jaz said:
Something you want to admit Jaz?
Captain Pugwash
Paul Kitson
how did i guess you would say that steve 
jaz said:how did i guess you would say that steve
Perfectly fair question I thought, given what you said to Ali. You know, if you have got something to tell us all, you should just 'come out' and say it.
NMH
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After the cantankerous old biddy got offered lots for her house in Brighton (purely coincidental to the vote and the laughs) she suddenly heard what Basil had quietly uttered. But the best bit for me was when Basil was doing charades for Polly to tell her the name of the horse that won Basil his bet, 'Dragonfly'.
Basil firebreathing, then pointing to his wife for "dragon", then pointing to his fly - ....."small......"
Oh my days!
Basil firebreathing, then pointing to his wife for "dragon", then pointing to his fly - ....."small......"
Oh my days!
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What did you expect to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically…!”
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Statto
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The best episode was "A touch of class", lord melbury and all that. The best scene is When melbury tells Basil that he is a lord, he is on the phone to Mr Oriley(spl) (the infamous builder from the following episode), And when he hears the name lord Melbury he pauses and says to the builder on the phone,"Go Away" and then hangs up. Just brilliant. 
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Johnny Byrne-The Greatest
Basil Fawlty said:
All this classic one.
The Germans:- "Will you please stop talking about the war"?
Basil:- "Well you started it"!
The Germans:- "No we didn't"!
Basil:- "Yes you did, you invaded Poland".
Have to agree with Kev on this one. Honoury mention to Mrs Richards as well.
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Basil: Manuel, there is too much butter on those trays
Manuel: No comprende Meester Fawlty
Basil: There is too much butter on those trays
Manual: No no Meester Fawlty. Is not "on those trays". Is Uno Dos Tres
Or the classic
This Sybil, this Mr Fawlty, this smack on head *SLAP*
But the "You invaded Poland" is THE classic line in all English comedy.
Manuel: No comprende Meester Fawlty
Basil: There is too much butter on those trays
Manual: No no Meester Fawlty. Is not "on those trays". Is Uno Dos Tres
Or the classic
This Sybil, this Mr Fawlty, this smack on head *SLAP*
But the "You invaded Poland" is THE classic line in all English comedy.