Fat people are fat because they eat too much

[Safeway]

No need to discuss, it's a fact.

 

[fatboy]

This is true in most cases.

There are plenty of cases in papers of really fat people actually losing loads of weight when they make the effort.

Fat people are fat because they eat too much or wrongly, and don't exercise enough!!

 

[Soton Seagull]

Deaf people are deaf because they can't hear.

Just thought I'd add to such an educational thread!

 

[Marc]

bald people are bald because they have a solar panel for a SEX MACHINE......YEAH BABY!

 

[fatboy]

Deaf people are deaf because they can't hear.

Just thought I'd add to such an educational thread!

Reminds me of a funny article in yesterdays paper about stupid answers people gave in quiz shows!

An excuse given for trains being late is.......because they are delayed.






The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on the UK TV game show "Family Fortunes"
For those of you who don't have a TV or the inclination to watch such inane programmes or who have the good fortune of not being able to access UK TV, this is a quiz show in which a quiz master asks various members of a family team to name something or other, the objective being to reply with what the contestant believes are the most common answers in a survey of 100 ordinary people...

Here are some answers from some of the more extraordinary contestants:

Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar

Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

Name a famous royal - Mail

Name a number you have to memorize - 7

Name something you do before going to bed - Sleep

Name something you put on walls - Roofs

Name something in the garden that's green - Shed

Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with
wings

Name something you might be allergic to - Skiing

Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters

Name something a cat does - Goes to the toilet

Name something you do in the bathroom - Decorate

Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog

Name something associated with the police - Pigs

Name a sign of the zodiac - April

Name something slippery - A conman

Name a kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish

Name a food that can be brown or white - Potato

Name a jacket potato topping - Jam

Name a famous Scotsman - Jock

Name another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones

Name something with a hole in it - Window

Name a non-living object with legs - Plant

Name a domestic animal - Leopard

Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee

Name a way of cooking fish - Cod

Name something you open other than a door - Your bowels

 

[Safeway]

Just thought I'd add to such an educational thread!

You may scoff (something fat people are obviously very good at), but in recent years the UK has turned into a nation of f***ing victims: "no of course you're fat because you eat like a pig, it must be GLANDULAR", "it's not your fault you're hooked on crack, it must have been PEER PRESSURE".

Bunch of arse.

 

[the right footed denilson]

but but but.....

fat girls love giving head cos they are always hungry!!!!!

 

[fatboy]

This was it

REAL ANSWERS FROM THICK QUIZ SHOW CONTESTANTS

DON'T we just love it when people make a great cock-up? Sports commentator David Coleman became famous for his verbal gaffes - inspiring the hilarious Colemanballs column in satirical magazine Private Eye.

Now a new book, Mediaballs, has collected the best howlers of 2003 from the worlds of TV, radio, newspapers and magazines. And it features some of the barmiest quiz show answers you will ever hear.

KATY WEITZ picks her favourites...

Anne Robinson (The Weakest Link): What "T" are people who live in a house paying rent to a landlord?

Contestant: Terrorists.

Steve Wright (Radio 2): Which is the largest rodent in North America?

Contestant: The great white whale.

Sophie Raworth (BBC1's Judgmental): In British politics who was the only female member of the Gang of Four.

Contestant: Myra Hindley.

Anne Robinson: In sport, the name of which famous racehorse was the word "murder" spelt backwards?

Contestant: Shergar.

Anne Robinson: According to the common saying, "Revenge is a dish best served..." what? Cold or on toast?

Contestant: On toast.

Cornelia Francis (quiz host of Australia's Weakest Link): The show held annually in London, called Crufts, is for what animal?

Contestant: Sheep.

Anne Robinson: Which Indian leader whose last name began with a G took the title Mahatma?

Contestant: Geronimo.

Anne Robinson: Which insect is commonly found hovering above lakes?

Contestant: Crocodiles.

William G Stewart (Channel 4's Fifteen to One): Which city in Devon lies at the southern end of the M5?

Contestant: Southern Yemen.

Anne Robinson: What "W" is the capital of Poland?

Contestant: Worcestershire.

John Leslie: (ITV's This Morning) On which river is Newcastle situated?

Contestant: The Thames

John Leslie: Yes, well done!

Anne Robinson: In traffic, what J does a driver come to where two roads meet?

Contestant: Jool carriageway.

Cornelia Francis: When you have totally misunderstood the question, you are said to have got hold of the wrong end of the...what?

Contestant: Dog.

Anne Robinson: Which of the Marx Brothers remained silent throughout all their movies?

Contestant: Karl.

Anne Robinson: Which month is named after Roman Emperor, Caesar Augustus?

Contestant: June.

Anne Robinson: The presenter of the television series Telly Addicts was Noel who?

Contestant: Coward.

William G Stewart: What major town on the River Severn, famed for its fine china, shares its name with the sauce used in a Bloody Mary?

Contestant: Tomato.

Anne Robinson: William Shakespeare wrote seven plays about Kings of England who all shared the same name. What was the name?

Contestant: Oh... I don't have an answer.... erm... Ralph?

Anne Robinson: Which famous artist painted the Mona Lisa?

Contestant: Frank Bough.

Nigel Lythgoe (BBC1's The Enemy Within): Which of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World would you have found in Babylon?

Contestant: The hanging baskets.

Chris Searle (BBC1's At The Deep End): In which European country is Mount Etna (right)? Contestant: Japan. Chris Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.

Contestant: Er, Mexico.

DJ Mark (Beacon Radio, Wolverhampton): For £10, what is the nationality of the Pope?

Contestant: I think I know this one. Is it Jewish?

Anne Robinson: What T is a novel by Irvine Welsh featuring the characters Sick Boy, Begbie and Renton?

Contestant: Treasure Island.

Anne Robinson: Which Douglas lost both legs but still flew in the Battle of Britain?

Contestant: Douglas Hurd.

Les Dennis (Family Fortunes): Name a type of fork not used for eating.

Contestant: Guy Fawkes.

Paul Ross (This Morning): What is the name of the Israeli Secret Service?

Contestant: I'll make an educated guess. The FBI.

Jay Leno (America's The Tonight Show): Who was the first man on the moon?

Contestant: Louis Armstrong.

Les Dennis: Name an excuse that might be given for why a train is running late.

Contestant: It's been delayed.

Anne Robinson: Which Egyptian actor starred in Lawrence of Arabia and also wrote a newspaper column on the subject of bridge?

Contestant: Naomi Campbell.

American chat show host: What popular chocolate bar was named after the Roman god of war?

Contestant: Snickers.

Nick Knowles (BBC1's UK's Worst): Which island was awarded the George Cross during the Second World War?

Contestant: France.

Anne Robinson: What "H" was the hereditary disease carried by Queen Victoria?

Contestant: Syphilis.

Daryl Denham (Virgin Radio): What is the name of Les Dennis's estranged wife. Contestant: Margaret Thatcher Denham: Are you quite sure?

Contestant: That's the one.

Anne Robinson: What was the name of the prison island which closed when the last convicts were transferred in 1963?

Contestant: Australia.

William G Stewart: Which of the Queen's six grandchildren, described as a blonde 5ft 5in knockout, was named this year by the American magazine People as one of the 50 most beautiful people in the world?

Contestant: Prince Edward.

Anne Robinson: Which former member of the House of Representatives died at the battle of the Alamo?

Contestant: Al Gore.

Anne Robinson: Which US President wrote more than 30 books, including Theodore Roosevelt: An Autobiography?

Contestant: Herbert Hoover.

 

[Yorkie]

Too simplistic.

Too much of the wrong sort of food and lack of exercise

 

[Chesney Christ]

Its mainly about exercise I think. I eat a lot, and most of isn't that healthy but I exercise shitloads so I stay in shape. Simple.

 

[looney]

Its physics.

energy taken in must be stored(fat) or burnt of(exercise).

so its a combination of the 2.

 

[Brovion]

From 'Absolutely Fabulous':

Edina: Why am I so fat and unfit? Why darling?
Saffy: Because you eat too much, drink too much, smoke too much and do absolutely no exercise.
Edina: No, no that can't be it - it must be an allergy.

 

[bhaexpress]

You may scoff (something fat people are obviously very good at), but in recent years the UK has turned into a nation of f***ing victims: "no of course you're fat because you eat like a pig, it must be GLANDULAR", "it's not your fault you're hooked on crack, it must have been PEER PRESSURE".

Bunch of arse.

Once again I harp on about the US but, those here who know me will tell you that I am hardly sylphlike, technically I'm obese in fact but where Mrs BHA resides I am considered slim !

Fact is that you do eat more there because the food is both better and cheaper (to eat out anyway). Having said that, I've been to 'All you can eat' eateries where you pay about £4 and have watched these mammoth Americans repeatedly returning for seconds, thirds, fouths, fifths etc.

Yeah, they're mega obese because they eat too much. Might add that most of them don't exercise either, they drive everywhere.

 

[BrightonBird]

I am what you may call a big bird. I tend to lose weight in the summer as I keep fit, eat healthily and tend to drink less alchol. In the winter I work 12 hours a day, eat rubbish and generally get up, go to work, go home, go to bed.

I think it depends on your genes (not the clothes). Both my parents are big and last year I lost A LOT of weight through dieting and exercising. I could not go past a certain weight/dress size however and I am now resigned to the fact that I'll never be a size 10!

Roll on summer!

 

[fatboy]

BB-Do you eat shit at work? ie when the sandwich lady comes round do you buy something and then fill up on crisps and other junk all day?

If you take a helthy packed lunch to work you will also save money?

 

[BrightonBird]

BB-Do you eat shit at work? ie when the sandwich lady comes round do you buy something and then fill up on crisps and other junk all day?

If you take a helthy packed lunch to work you will also save money?

Yeah I know but I get up too late to make lunch. I've started bringing soup into work. It's those walkers sensations. Grrr

Work is my downfall!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Don't think anybody mentioned yet?

 

[looney]

Skipping Breakfast and stop eating conveiniance crap will help.

 

[looney]

Don't think anybody mentioned yet?

Good point.

Booze fattens up chicks like pigs, especially the pint drinkers.

 

[poke]

I am what you may call a big bird. I tend to lose weight in the summer as I keep fit, eat healthily and tend to drink less alchol. In the winter I work 12 hours a day, eat rubbish and generally get up, go to work, go home, go to bed.

im the same since i started my new job and work more hours i dont get much spare time so i eat loads of junk because its convieniant. ive put on almost 2 dress sizes since the end of march because of it