FAO Chappers

[Commander]

Did you play Tuesday night Pitch Invasion at Waterhall last night?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Yeah mate, don't play it often up there though. Playing for a mates side.

I don't like the stoopid goals up there, to thin for my liking.

 

[keaton]

Yes, he did.
They lost 3-0 because they didn't have any defenders apparently

 

[Commander]

Yeah mate, don't play it often up there though. Playing for a mates side.

I don't like the stoopid goals up there, to thin for my liking.

Played against you, I was the big fat bloke at the back.

Who was your mate with the blue socks? He got seriously angry with me!

 

[Brovion]

You still thinking of taking Bike Track up there permanently Max? Funny old league this season wasn't it? Looking back if we'd held ABC to a 1-1 draw instead of losing 2-1 to a late goal we'd have won it. Two weeks ago we were in danger of relegation!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Joel, he's got a very short temper. I didn't know most of the kids playing up front but one of them plays for Wycombe, the kid in beige I think it was.

You've got a good side there, very well organised. That guy up front is tidy.

 

[CHAPPERS]

You still thinking of taking Bike Track up there permanently Max? Funny old league this season wasn't it? Looking back if we'd held ABC to a 1-1 draw instead of losing 2-1 to a late goal we'd have won it. Two weeks ago we were in danger of relegation!

I don't think so, I don't rate it that much really. Prefer the goals at Whitehawk.

Anyone could have won the league going into the last game, very strange.

 

[keaton]

I don't like Waterhall at all, the goals are a stupid size, and with a massive pitch it seems easy to create chances but impossible to score

 

[Commander]

Joel, he's got a very short temper. I didn't know most of the kids playing up front but one of them plays for Wycombe, the kid in beige I think it was.

You've got a good side there, very well organised. That guy up front is tidy.

You should have seen us when we first started a few months back- we were f***ing awful. You're right though, organisation is definitely the key.

Our guy up front, Rossy, could have made it proffessional if he'd have had the motivation. He's happy getting pissed all the time and playing at a low level though, so fair enough. He has to be the only player in pitch invasion to have scored with a bicycle kick!

I prefer Waterhall, we were playing in the Monday late league at Whitehawk as well, but have moved to the Monday Waterhall league. Just prefer the playing surface. Know what you mean about the goals though, why cant they have them the same length as the Whitehawk ones, but the same height as the ones at Waterhall? Would be so much better. As it is there is no point in having a shot at Waterhall unless you're pretty much in the D.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Last night the goals were lined up wrong so the pen spot was about a yard or so to far to the left in one of the goals so I kept thinking I was in the middle of the goal when in fat I was defeending the left side of it. Gayness.

 

[Commander]

Last night the goals were lined up wrong so the pen spot was about a yard or so to far to the left in one of the goals so I kept thinking I was in the middle of the goal when in fat I was defeending the left side of it. Gayness.

Excuses, excuses.

 

[CHAPPERS]

No, my excuse was the lack of defenders.

And you were better than us.

 

[keaton]

Max, if i was you i'd refuse to play in goal for any team unless they were gonna put a similiarly world-class 5-a-side defender in front of you

 

[Commander]

If we are ever stuck for a keeper (happens fairly regularly) do you fancy a game?

 

[CHAPPERS]

I think I'll be playing for that side quite regularly if I play on Tuesdays mate so not really. I don't enjoy playing in goal on those pitches anyway, you don't get a lot to do.

 

[Commander]

Fair enough.

That guy who plays for Wycombe, is he in their youth twam or something? Surprised they allow him to play.

 

[Commander]

I don't enjoy playing in goal on those pitches anyway, you don't get a lot to do.

You had quite a lot to do last night

 

[CHAPPERS]

You had quite a lot to do last night

Mostly picking the ball out the net.

I think he has played a few of times for their reserves and got a bit of first team action under Adams though he didn't look that good to me.

 

[Commander]

No I didn't think he looked anything special.

That Asian guy who was playing for you because his team didn't have a game is a really good little player. Tore us apart single handedly when we played him a couple of seasons ago. I got sent off for pulling him down by his shirt when he was clean through.

 

[CHAPPERS]

That kid looked like he couldn't be arsed most of the game but he did look like he could be decent. There's a lot more fouls at Waterhall games, probably because it feels natural to slide on that surface.