Falmer - The Movie / Documentary

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

I think we've probably done this one before but not since LDC's decision to go for a JR and certainly not since this business with Roz and the CPS.

What with all the old clips from the Goldstone Sale/York game/Bournemouth/Fulham march/Mansfield and all the rest of the protests plus Gillingham the return to Brighton, Promotions, relegation, Marches at Party Conferences, Planning Inquiries, etc there must be more than enough material to make a bloody good film, or at least some sort of Documentary - a sort of up to date version of Build a Bonfire on Screen.

Who would you have playing the major roles!?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Can it be called 'The De Vecchi Code'? Starring Tom Hanks as Paul Camillin?

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

George Clooney will have to play the part of me, hurling abuse at Baker as I drove past the Liberal Undemocrat conferance.

 

[The Large One]

Hinge & Bracket as Roz and Yorkie.

Timothy Spall as Norman Baker

Jimmy Nail as Ann de Vecchi

 

[Brixtaan]

The way i surreptitiously delivered a letter to Prescotts desk last year on my way home from work reminded me of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.

 

[Yoda]

David Jason as Lord B?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Colin Salmon as Robert Codner (who pre-dates the Goldstone sale, but hey it's a movie).