Falmer Security

[Kendo3]

I hope the workers at Falmer are all security checked and searched each morning, not for the standard weapons of mass destruction, but for being a supporter of a rival club, particularly Palace. We don't want our very own area of outstanding natural beauty inseminated by a Palace scarf placed in some hidden resess or buried under the centre circle!!!!

 

[Mr Banana]

I did a shit under the main concourse last night, didn't seem to be any security.

 

[johnnyrocketpants]

24 hour security at the ground is good.
However, you can bet your life that some scummer will claim to have planted something, for a bit of 'street cred', even if they haven't.

 

[Garage_Doors]

OMG, is this a possibility

 

[dougdeep]

One of our Palace numpties has claimed to have done it already, but if he had wouldn't he have taken pictures?

 

[The Large One]

But surely burying Palace scarves in concrete is the best place for them...?

 

[natterjack]

OMG, is this a possibility

No possibility whatsoever. Every concrete pour is scrupulously checked before placing concrete (not for palace shirts in particular, but you get the drift).

 

[dougdeep]

Perhaps the addition of a few Palace fans might improve the mix, they seem pretty thick.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Perhaps the addition of a few Palace fans might improve the mix, they seem pretty thick.

specifically bury them under the toilet cubicles for when i have a nice big pre-match poo

 

[Storer68]

In fact, couldn't the toilet paper in the bogs be in alternate red and blue sheets?

 

[Easy 10]

In fact, couldn't the toilet paper in the bogs be in alternate red and blue sheets?

I'm liking this idea. Good work.

 

[Kendo3]

You could put the Palace logo on the toilet roll, then wipe accordingly!!

 

[Notters]

Are people really this supersitious. If Palace fans want to waste good money on shirts and scarfs to bury, then let them I say. In fact, invite them to and charge them a fiver for the priveledge

 

[Notters]

In fact, couldn't the toilet paper in the bogs be in alternate red and blue sheets?

You could put the Palace logo on the toilet roll, then wipe accordingly!!

We get the idea!

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

One of our Palace numpties has claimed to have done it already, but if he had wouldn't he have taken pictures?

i suppose you could be classed as one of these Palace numpties .

 

[dougdeep]

i suppose you could be classed as one of these Palace numpties .

f*** off bird brain.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

f*** off bird brain.

BBS and dougdeep stick together like shit on a blanket

 

[dougdeep]

BBS and dougdeep stick together like shit on a blanket

It's called banter, something you have yet to grasp. You haven't even got the hang of punctuation and capital letters.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

It's called banter, something you have yet to grasp. You haven't even got the hang of punctuation and capital letters.

you're deluded doug, give it up and get a Palace shirt for christmas!!

 

[dougdeep]

you're deluded doug, give it up and get a Palace shirt for christmas!!

I have your present already.