fact of the day

[Questions]

There are no snakes in Ireland.




thank you

 

[dougdeep]

Oh yes there are.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

what about in ZOOS?

 

[Questions]

fact of the day update for pedants.


There is no snake indigenous to the Republic of Ireland.




There are though some kept as pets and there are also some kept in zoos. There is also a chap who lives just outside of Cork called Seamus who has 4 he keeps as pets and who has also been featured in the local paper who did a piece on his unusual hobby.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

fact of the day update for pedants.


There is no snake indigenous to the Republic of Ireland.

What about the trouser snake?

NAME: Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake).
LOCATION: Throughout the world.
DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly venomous spit.
Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood & sub-species.
SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen, resultingin an inconspicuous bump. Then a severe swelling followed by excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal. It has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen, resulting in an incurable disease and consequent death.

HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places.

ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the venom is injected into the body only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men.

WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED

TORNIQUE: Do not apply a tornique as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected.

CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.

SUCKING THE WOUND: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any success.

MILKING THE SNAKE:
1. Place four fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, withthe thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards motion.
3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive and start spitting.
4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker and the last time the snake attacked.
5. Once milked the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.

CONCLUSION
This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not necessarily a vermin, and treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful pet.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

There may be no snakes in Ireland (and thanks to St Patrick for that), but Ireland is the only place I have ever experienced turning a tap on to fill a kettle and finding an EEL slithering out.