F.a.o: Dwayne

[WATFORD O]

JUst to test just how full of shit you are please answer the following:-

Kylie - does she live in a flat or house.

Kylie - Please give me the initials of the road.

Having been there again recently I was reminded to give you this test.

Ciao.

 

[Windmill]

How can she have a chimney if she lives in a flat?

 

[dwayne]

I'm in a basement flat..........I have a chimney.

 

[WATFORD O]

Dwayne, answers please.

 

[Windmill]

Is it a house that's been converted into a flat?

Ignore Twatford Dwayne, he's an idiot, and he's on the way to the conference.

"Well never play you again..."

 

[dwayne]

don't worry Tadley, Watford is well and truley ignored, anyone who wants to know about Kylies place can ask me at a match, I spoke to a few people about it at Plymouth.

as for my flat I have a communal chimney (I think)

 

[bhaexpress]

Twatty is reputed to have a communial chimney but he doesn't allow smoke up it. He doesn't like his pork smoked they say.

 

[WATFORD O]

Gutted dwaynie you tramp. You dont know. Its all bullshit. You cant even tell me if its a house or flat!!!

ANOTHER DWAYNE LIE.

MORE DWAYNE BULLSHIT.

DWAYNE HAS NEVER BEEN TO KYLIES.

DWAYNE DOESNT KNOW A CHIMNEY BILLIONAIRE.

DWAYNE SISTER IS NOT DEAD.

DWAYNE IS NOT WHITE.

DWAYNE IS NOT A BODY BUILDER HE IS FAT.

DWAYNE ISNT EVEN HIS REAL NAME ITS THOMAS KEMP.

DWAYNE IS A DWAYNE-KER.

 

[WATFORD O]

AND YOU CAN SHUT UP AND AN ALL BHAEXPRESS YOU UTTER TURD.

 

[tinx]

Morning watford o, having a bad morning?

 

[REDLAND]

Morning watford o, having a bad morning?

I get that impression as well Tinx

 

[WATFORD O]

no just having a f***ing bad season! Again!

PAUL BRUSH OUT!

oh, and I wanted to prove that dwaynieboy is a f***ing liar but then everyone on here knows that anyhow.

Having been to Kylies on more than one ocassion I know exactly where she lives and I wanted dwayne-ker to prove he has been there. He clearly hasnt.

Oh and dwayne I thought I was 'only 2 or 3 days away' from you knowing my name and address?

 

[CHAPPERS]

f*** off.

 

[WATFORD O]

Make me.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I would but i'm too drunk Watford you CHISLA

I'm actually quite worried today, i reckon i'm gonna fall asleep pretty soon.

 

[WATFORD O]

whats a CHISLA? Is it something nice? What are you doing being drunk this early / late?

 

[Icy Gull]

The original question seems reasonable to me. Given Dwayne's usual verbosity I am suprised, if he knows the answers, that he hasn't given them.

 

[CHAPPERS]

whats a CHISLA? Is it something nice? What are you doing being drunk this early / late?

Four hours sleep after 6 hours drinking.

Went to the Pav Tav, sweated like a beast for 3 hours and got well shanted on whisky and lemonades, crap music but managed to dance like a penarse so it was okay.

How are you this morning you Orient supporting CHISLA you?