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Mine would have to be-
1......zvxhswdwu bdww jhbdwe xbwrw nweywy, IMAGINE THAT RUNNING AROUND CHRISTMAS MORNING, SCOFFING ALL THE NEWBERRY FRUITS AND SPROUTS BEFORE MAKING A NEST IN AUNTY AGNUS' PANTS.
2.....xzhjduwu pooop ptang weeep hduw haaau eewue nbshh duwd ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho ho....FANTASTIC..... BUT I DON'T THINK VLADIMIR PUTIN WOULD PART WITH IT.
3.....ddq xnjw jerubah erooeur hw zxzxwere peoei cgwy jeduwuhe jeu sjhjweyu APPARENTLY YOU CAN THEN DRINK ITS ALCOHOLIC JUICE, SCOOP ITS INSIDES OUT AND THEN USE IT AS AN ANPHIBIOUS LANDING CRAFT.
4.....dhew nasu jeweuw wewe znwuwiw ssjuw euqwwe mmmmmmmmmmmmm BUT I WOULD HAVE TO ASK PERMISSION FROM THE REST OF THE NOLAN SISTERS FIRST.
5....hd wjqbwe eejw sweiu wejjwk znsewu BUT, PESTILENCE ONE OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE IS A CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND, AND HE SAID IF HE COULD SWING IT WITH THE OTHER THREE GUYS.

jdqddqdddqws dje rje re wwwuiw HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GOOD CHRISTMAS, BUT ABOVE ALL AT SOME POINT I HOPE YOU ALL GET VERY, VERY DRUNK.
 


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