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Ever thought the welsh are stupid? FAN HACKS OFF TESTICLES



Mr Fridge

New member
Oct 13, 2004
370
A welsh rugby fan cut off his testicles after Wales' Six Nations win over England at the week-end.
Geoff Huish was so convinced England would beat the Welsh he told mates: "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off."


Friends thought the 26-year-old was joking. But after Wales' 11-9 victory in Cardiff on Saturday, he went home
and carried out his promise.

He then walked the 200m back to the social club in Caerphilly to show everyone what he had done.

Staff dialled 999 and put his testicles in a pint glass packed with ice until help arrived.

One onlooker said: "He came back with his testicles in a bag.

"He lifted up his kilt and there was blood everywhere. It was terrible. That's when he collapsed."

Mr Huish is said to be seriously ill in hospital.
 






Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
What was a Welshman doing wearing a kilt?
 


Jul 5, 2003
3,245
Cardiff
Gully said:
What was a Welshman doing wearing a kilt?

Kilts have become popular with Welshmen in Wales, and in other places around the world, largely due to a resurgence in Welsh nationalism and a desire to connect with their Celtic roots. However, there has been some minor debate over the actual historical pedigree of the kilt in Wales.

Some claim that there is evidence of kilts in Wales as far back as 2000 years. Others claim that there is no historic evidence whatsoever of kilts in Wales. Today, formal kilt regalia is immensely popular at Welsh weddings. Kilts are also popular with Welsh rugby supporters.
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
There seems to be a growing fascination with wearing kilts, can't really see the attraction myself, although I have heard it can be a "liberating" experience. See what you mean about wearing kilts to weddings, I lived in Scotland for 3 years and went to 4 weddings, on each occasion the groom wore a kilt and only 1 was a Scot.
 




Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
Gully said:
What was a Welshman doing wearing a kilt?
It's easier and quicker to :sheep:

Glad he had the balls to do it.
 


geoffreyp

New member
Oct 4, 2004
399
rustington
guess he got the sac....bet the missus werent happy
 








alan partridge

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
5,256
Linton Travel Tavern
eastlondonseagull said:
Thought you usually died from that sort of thing. Pillock

Mr Fridge didn't mention that the bloke has a history of mental health problems.

Still, imagine being in the pub when he came back in with them in his hand:eek:
 








The Laughing Bluebird said:
However, there has been some minor debate over the actual historical pedigree of the kilt in Wales.

Some claim that there is evidence of kilts in Wales as far back as 2000 years. Others claim that there is no historic evidence whatsoever of kilts in Wales. Today, formal kilt regalia is immensely popular at Welsh weddings. Kilts are also popular with Welsh rugby supporters.

Yeah - no shit. Bearing in mind there is a major debate up here about the historical pedigree of kilts in Scotland, I'm not at all surprised there is one in Wales. What I find surprising is that it is only a minor debate.

The modern kilt was invented, as a marketing tool, by a textile firm in Bannockburn in the late 18th century.
 


Jul 5, 2003
3,245
Cardiff
fatbadger said:
Yeah - no shit. Bearing in mind there is a major debate up here about the historical pedigree of kilts in Scotland, I'm not at all surprised there is one in Wales. What I find surprising is that it is only a minor debate.

I suppose it's only a minor debate because nobody really cares.
 




Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
55,936
Surrey
Bluetit, will you need any help cutting off your knackers in the incredibly unlikely event of you getting more than a point off us on Saturday?
 






looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
If this becomes a trend in Wales and Cardiff win on saturday things could get messy.
 




Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
Mr Fridge said:
A welsh rugby fan cut off his testicles after Wales' Six Nations win over England at the week-end.
Geoff Huish was so convinced England would beat the Welsh he told mates: "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off."


Friends thought the 26-year-old was joking. But after Wales' 11-9 victory in Cardiff on Saturday, he went home
and carried out his promise.

He then walked the 200m back to the social club in Caerphilly to show everyone what he had done.

Staff dialled 999 and put his testicles in a pint glass packed with ice until help arrived.

One onlooker said: "He came back with his testicles in a bag.

"He lifted up his kilt and there was blood everywhere. It was terrible. That's when he collapsed."

Mr Huish is said to be seriously ill in hospital.
SWWWWWWWWWWWING LOW , SWEET CHARIOT ......:lolol:
 




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