Ever caught.......

[Brightonian74]

.......anyone at it?

My boss went to go home the other day and left a voicemail tell us all another thing to do which was to watch out for stoooooooodents (seeing as we have a few working for us) as he found a couple 'boshing' on the work steps! How on earth he knew they were stoooooooooodents is beyond me!!

Perhaps he stopped them and asked?!?!?

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Used to work at Sussex Uni library and as we were closing up one night I went round locking all the rooms where the Media Studies lot would watch films. Open one up to be presented with the sight of bloke with trousers round ankles and bird in kneeling position. We embarrassed them further by announcing it on the tannoy system.

Doesn't quite count but when I worked in a hotel some of the staff knew one of their comrades was currently getting his legover so ten of us went down to the staff quarters kicked his door in then whipped the sheets. I think somebody ran off with her undies as well. She seemed rather unperturbed by the fact that 10 blokes gawping at her unshut legs.

 

[Gully]

Not personally unless you count a couple screwing in the middle of the car park outside a block of flats where I lived in Edinburgh.

Best one I heard of was broadcast live on TV to the whole of North America. When the Toronto Blue Jays moved to the Skydome they built a hotel along one side of the stadium, the best rooms actually looked in towards the pitch. During the first game the cameras panned around the stadium giving viewers shots of the crowd, when it came to the part where the hotel is the camera zoomed in on a couple making the beast of two backs, they had forgotten to close the curtains. This action was seen not only by the entire crowd inside the stadium on a huge TV screen but also by viewers in their own homes.

 

[junior]

Yrs...hundreds of times.

I used to live in Mallorca and every night when i was cycling along the beach on my way home there would be random couples dotted around doing un-savoury acts

Have to admitt i wasnt entirly innocent myself though

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Left work & had forgotten some papers.

Went back & whoopee doo....my 50+ Sales Manager & his munter of an assistant were, well, eeuuuwww.....

Grim - I didn't sack him though. I figured that screwing her was punishment enough.

 

[clapham_gull]

True story...

Worked in a building that faced another over a narrow road.

The building went 24 hours and often workers would have a cigarette on night shift, out of the window, over looking the building opposite.

A beady eyed colleague spotted the security guard opposite (in a darkened office, but with the curtains open), put a porno video on.

Very soon, the word got round, all lights were turned off in our building and the whole night shift were watching the security "pleasuring himself" over the road.

At this point, the bloke who had spotted him rushed down to reception and looked up the telephone number of the opposite building.

He rang the number whilst everyone else watched the poor bloke pulling up his trousers and rushing to the take the call.

The security guard picked the phone up and said "Hello". Our guy said "is that the ******", the security guard replied "yes, how can I help".

Our guy asked "we'll I'm just wondering if when you've finished with that porno video, we could borrow it over the road..."

The security guard was then known as "Mick The Wrist". He worked there for a long time afterwards and would often get calls of "Mick The Wrist" from the building opposite.