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middletoenail
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Maybe so, not that I noticed however! In my opinion she is fit!
supaseagull
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me and my wife noticed that last night..they're f***ed up! I wondered if she was trying out for Spock's wife in the next Star Trek film.Seriously, if you started seing someone with ears like that, it'd put you off your dinner let alone sex!
BTW isn't Manilow a cock?
NMH
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Seriously, if you started seing someone with ears like that, it'd put you off your dinner let alone sex!
BTW isn't Manilow a cock?
Yes, yes.... I would certainly refuse sex with this lady because of her ea..... what??
NMH
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"sorry luv, won't be boning you tonight on account of your ears"
Eric Potts
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So , you ear-obsessed FREAKS .
If , for instance Katy Brand had particularly fine ears , you would have no problems in doing the beast with two backs with her , then ?
If , for instance Katy Brand had particularly fine ears , you would have no problems in doing the beast with two backs with her , then ?
Meade's Ball
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Now, everyone, we have to admit that when we spot the parts of someone that aren't quite up to the standards of the rest of them, then we keep an eye on those garish features most of all. I called my girlfriend into the room to point out Mendes' scraggy 3-ears-in-one scenario, or billbeaumontitis as it's known in the medical world, and she didn't seem too perturbed by them. I was. I could grow to love them i suppose, but it would take time and i would have to make up a story to tell friends and passers-by who noticed the and squirmed as i initially did as to why they are as they are; some heroic act of hers in saving a child from a chip-fat fire or being ravaged by a randy bear who nibbled her once-perfect hearing-shells too hungrily. The rest of my time i'd have to hide my chins and stomachs and less-than-gigantic manpole to keep her less knowingly disappointed. I can see a future in that relationship.