Epitaphs on gravestones

[Icy Gull]

Best I have seen suggested, I think by Spike Milligan

"I told you I was ill"

Any other good ones?

 

[coach03]

My mate loves a go on the fruit machines.
He reckons his will be
"No Credits Left"

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

"It seemed liike a good idea at the time"

 

[Lush]

"Brighton 'til I Died"

 

[sullyupthewing]

Jordans, Although I'm dead and rotten you can dig me up and f*** me rotten

 

[Braders]

"it was worth it " be mine !