Will Packham
New member
what with these rumours about stevie G's mrs, thought it would be good to have a poll on just who is the fittest England wag in the absence of Cheryl...
Melanie Slade/Theo Walcott:
Alex Curran/Stevie Gerrard
Abbey Clancey/Peter Crouch
Carly Zucker/Joe Cole
Fat Frank Lampard/Christine Bleakley:
Lisa Roughead/Michael bloody Carrick
Coleen/Wayne Rooney
Mrs Rio Ferdinand
Charlotte Mears/Jermain Defoe
Have I missed any good ones?
Melanie Slade/Theo Walcott:

Alex Curran/Stevie Gerrard

Abbey Clancey/Peter Crouch

Carly Zucker/Joe Cole

Fat Frank Lampard/Christine Bleakley:

Lisa Roughead/Michael bloody Carrick

Coleen/Wayne Rooney


Mrs Rio Ferdinand

Charlotte Mears/Jermain Defoe
Have I missed any good ones?