[Humour] Either/or

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Pink or Salmon?

 

[Stato]

Brighton.

Apricot or strawberry jam?

I have a thing for apricot jam at the moment.

Neither. Roses lime marmalade. Only rivalled by a very recent discovery, Auntie Val's Orange and liqorice marmalade. https://www.auntievals.com/products/marmalade-collection/

 

[dazzer6666]

Why is this thread tagged 'humour' ?

 

[Happy Exile]

I've always thought of drowning as one of the most horrific deaths there are, so I'd rather be useful and feed a shark even if it hurts a bit more

Guitar or piano?

Always piano, simply because no-one will ever think it's a good idea to take one to a campsite or any other environment where it's impossible to escape, and play Wonderwall

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Buttered Weetabix is good.