Einstein was right

[brixtonA23]

Rather than bore you all with physics, relativity in time is basically true. The idea being that good times are faster than bad in the same constant. Being the constant of C of the equation, speed of light. So the season draws to a close and what a season. Nothing to everything, then you reach for the stars but fall in a place you never thought possible. And when things are bad you have more time to write. Doncaster and Bristol away were fleeting, Boro, Burnley lasted forever. But 2011/12 overall just went in the blink of an eye.

Must of been a good time.

 

[Brighton TID]

Energy = mass x speed of light squared

Therefore, by deduction, the heavier players should have the most energy as speed of light is constant.
Einstein wasn't the only genius you know.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Energy = mass x speed of light squared

Therefore, by deduction, the heavier players should have the most energy as speed of light is constant.
Einstein wasn't the only genius you know.

The flaw in your arguement is that speed of light is constant in a vacuum. Whilst a number of players live in a vacuum they do not play in one.

 

[Poyningsgull]

The flaw in your arguement is that speed of light is constant in a vacuum. Whilst a number of players live in a vacuum they do not play in one.

Surely that only applies to night games

 

[Mr Smggles]

Energy = mass x speed of light squared

Therefore, by deduction, the heavier players should have the most energy as speed of light is constant.
Einstein wasn't the only genius you know.

The heavier players do have more energy, it's just stored as fat and so is harder to utilise.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Isn't it energy = miss x speed of light squared ,which is why we expend much effort and score less goals quicker ?

 

[Brighton TID]

The flaw in your arguement is that speed of light is constant in a vacuum. Whilst a number of players live in a vacuum they do not play in one.

A vacuum is also a constant, therefore my theory stands, fat players have more energy if they all play in the same stadia with the same lighting levels

 

[dingodan]

I have been messing around with the equations all day, but I keep coming up with the same result:

X =