EEEK My girlfriend wants me to look at a house in Crystal Palace!!!!

[Albion Dan]

We are in the process of looking for a new house and my girlfriend has just rang me and told me she has arranged to look at a house in Crystal Palace tonight.

Should I leave her? Or go and check it out? what if I like it? could I ever possibly have such a stain on my address!

 

[Marc]

leave her....its for the best

 

[REDLAND]

Its nice than Peckham

 

[JJ McClure]

Slap her, then leave her.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

rename your house "scumview" that should do the trick

 

[Albion Dan]

Its nice than Peckham

I would say that is very debatable!

 

[chips and gravy]

Would be handy for sabotage!

 

[Yorkie]

Tell her to check it out by herself and go to watch the friendly in Weymouth.

 

[Easy 10]

Raze it to the ground.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Stab her in the face.

 

[Faldo]

Stand up for yourself man! There are a million good reasons not too move there. If in doubt, make some up!

Tell her that aids is rife, and transmitted by rabid chav dog bites - that should do it.

 

[Wilka]

Tell her to f**k right off

 

[Albion Dan]

Tell her that aids is rife, and transmitted by rabid chav dog bites - that should do it.

Wouldnt that be the truth anyway?

Ill go and have a look but Im pretty sure that unless its the best house Ive ever seen for the money that Ill have to tell her were looking elsewhere. To be honest I think it might be her idea of a wind up.

 

[Curious Orange]

Is Crystal Palace actually in Croydon though? I'm not sure that it is, but still you wouldn't want to have it on your return envelopes for tickets for Albion away matches!!

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

I bought a car a mile from shithurst park. It smelt of poo, so I torched it & took it back.

It was still the best car in the street.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I bought a car a mile from shithurst park. It smelt of poo, so I torched it & took it back.

It was still the best car in the street.

 

[Sir Royston thorne]

Hope she cooks better than she picks locations......If she doesn't leave now !

 

[DannyBhoy]

You got to stand your ground mate!

If she wants to live there thats her misery not yours!!!

 

[Caveman]

What a state to get in. Don't even go and look. The place is a shit hole and you're be surrounded by asylum seekers in red and blue.

Tell her to go fook right oof!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'EEEK My girlfriend wants me to look at a house in Crystal Palace!!!!'

Absolutely no problem there. Go and look at it, and wish her all the best with the mortgage