Priory Lane - best ground in Sussex! (OK, maybe behind Broadfield, but it's pretty good considering they've built it from scratch over the last 30 years. And it's not in Crawley.)
I'd go if it was Eastbourne Borough vs Stafford Browne. I wonder how he would get on. My guess is it would be 123-0 and he would bever get out of goal (but we would allow him to play GK and outfield).